Do you really need any more information than the bloody title of this blog post to click the fucking link? Thought so. Have a good weekend and a happy 4th of July. Hope you get laid, high and drunk.

Kendra Wilkinson used to bang Hugh Hefner on Viagra. She left him for someone slightly younger and married the dude last week. Before she left the single life (until het impending divorce) she did one final shoot to show of those puppies we’ve come to know and love.

I think we’ve found the girl on who Morphcore based our NSFW logo. It’s none other than Alena Seredova and she can come and suck my lollipop anytime of the week. Except on Tuesday cause that’s your mother’s day to shine and polish the knob.

I have no idea who the fuck Ksenia Sobchak is, but she looks our type of girl when we’ve had a couple of drink and need a happy end to the previous day.

Alison Armitage is quite a busy lady. Doing tv work, bad movies and commercials. We still prefer her fixing our car and blow drying her hair.

  Lately we’ve been seeing more and more of Mel B.  First we saw her amazing body in her Vegas Burlesque show and now are lucky enough to find some photos of Mel in a bikini enjoying the MGM Grand’s Wet Republic Pool.  Maybe if we are really lucky someone will leak a sextape.

  I think Sophie is on Big Brother and she’s probably an aspiring model/ actress, aren’t they all?  The important thing is that is she has a nice ass and huge set of boobs.  (NSFW)

It’s only June but the people behind the world famous Pirelli calender have already kicked into gear for the 2010 edition. It will be an edition filled with beautiful models (un)dressed to impress. Photographic genius Terry Richardson will be the photographer and these are the first preview shots and a behind the scenes video.

A video with babes wearing lingerie riding a rollercoaster. Do you need to know more?

We are meant to believe Sam and Kaylee are air stewardesses, but on the flights I’ve been on all I got were old ladies with big legs and gay guys with bigger taches serving me drinks and bad meals. Having Sam and Kaylee to look at would have made the flights go a lot quicker and the bathroom alomst permanently occupied. Warning: tits on show so NSFW

She an attention whore if ever we saw one, but yeah alright, I’d do Tila Tequila if she asked me nicely.

Bar Refaeli in Italian GQ. Good enough to fucking eat if you ask me. And I’d even go for seconds.

All things retro are hip, cool, trendy and game at the moment. This surely must mean that the coolest playground game, the hula hula, is back in fashion too. Not only was it a great fun to watch chicks wiggle their hips to keep the hula going, but it also meant they’d keep in shape. In honour of this great game we’ve got two hula hula babes for you. Will you be taking home Hula Hula Babe 1 or Hula Hula Babe 2?

Nuclear energy from Russia doesn’t bring forth the most comforting images one could think of. The spring lambs have 3 legs, the flowers all glow in the dark, the kids have the look of the damned. Someone somewhere in big old Russia must have had the brilliant idea that these images miught be able to be wiped from our minds if they could just make us think of pretty Russian girls. And voila Miss Nuclear Russia was born. It looks to be into it’s 6th year so they must be doing something right. Which of these bursting with energy chicks would you pick as your sex slave bride?

  Why do the hot chicks always try sing and act once they are discovered?  Vida put out a CD and is trying to get acting career off the ground; when will she realize that her only talent is having a hot ass? 

  Kristin is known for being a cast member of MTV’s Laguna Beach.  The pictures don’t seem to be very photo shopped, so I’d say she has a pretty face and a nice body that I’d really enjoy violating.

The UK lads mags don’t have a monopoly on getting babes to pose in bikini or less. The rest of the world has their own flavour of the month. In Australia one of the more popular magazines is Ralph. And this month it features Aussie babe Emily Scott.

Simona Halep is exploding onto the tennis scene unlike anything we’ve seen since nna Kournikova. There is one difference. Simonacan atucallu play some tennis. However, her looks are getting in the way of success. You see, this 17-year-old Romanian tennis star is sporting a rather large rack which gets in the way of her serving, smashing and volleying. But we don’t mind that.

Danielle Lloyd is a former Miss UK, racist bully on celeb big brother and all round tits and ass out glam girl favorite with the Biritish lads mags. She’s also a serial footballers WAG and has shagged herself through a starting 11. Last night she was out and about looking all glamourous and shit with her latest footballer, Jamie O’Hara who has the misfortune to play for Tottenham Hotspurs and gets to score with Danielle after half the Premiership has already done so. Halfway through the night it all kicked off and Danielle Lloyd got her ass beaten so badly she required surgery. I guess we won’t be seeing her in any magazine soon and can I just say that the photoshop departments of all her shoots have done tremendous in making her look rather sexy while in actual fact without all the make up and trickery she is nothing more special than a supermarket check out girl with fake boobs. Not that will stop us checking her out in the following photoshoots. Shoot 1, shoot 2, shoot 3, shoot 4, shoot 5, shoot 6, shoot 7, shoot 8, shoot 9, shoot 10.

Another month another posse of unknown babes showcasing their wares in the UK’s lads magazines. Loaded got one Jessica Jane Clement to pose all sexy and shit for them. Mission accomplished I reckon.