I just don’t understand these paparazzi. Why the fuck are they waiting outside a club in Denmark for 50 Cent to show his ugly mug? There are hundreds of hot women across the world to be photographed. Not only are they more beautiful and interesting to look at, but the likelyhood of you getting your ass whipped by a bodyguard is slightly lower. Get to it boys.

The only Vietnamese I speak is the numbers on their menus, so I have no idea what they are argueing about, but I do know this poor chick is in some serious trouble.

Was it the local Burger King crew invading the McD’s patch? Where they just not loving it? Or was this simply a fight over who had called shotgun on the last portion of chicken nuggets? Epic Beard Man would have sorted it out.

Damn, what a bus ride this must have been. An old bearded white guy against a black punk and his cellphone holding beeotch. Guess who’s the real bad motherfucker here. Go Epic Beard Man.


Update: This is going to be big. Da Ambalamps. Grandad going nuts after the fight. Epic Beard Man lolzvid. The hunt is on for his bag snatcher. Thug life just got taking down by an old man with a powerful punch.

Remember the Belgian town of Charleroi? Well, it was the town which brought us the famous highkick to the face video. And they’re at it again in Charleroi. Some pumped up kid walks into an indoor skate park and starts a fight. He shouldn’t have.

Isn’t it great to get paid to do something an not do it? We’d all do it if we could. And these guards thought they could and did. They simply stood by and let a girl get beating up right in front of their noses. Now I don’t want to be rude here, but these peeps are obviously deadbeats. Not worth any other job than just pretending to have some authority while wearing a bright yellow vest. Just kick em to the kerb and let them claim benefits. They’ll do less damage to society that way.

They say public trasnport is too expensive, always late and dirty. But why complain when it will get you an ass kicking by the driver?

He might sleep in a cardboard box and drink cheap liquor, but this homeless guy in Oregon became a hero when he went after an asshole trying to rob a store.

You practically get shot for chewing gum on the streets in Singapore so one wonders what will become of these two busy bodies trying to pound the shit out of each other just because they had a little accident.

Poor bastard. At the moment I feel roughly like what he must have felt like after I got home at 4am and Wanka Junior decided he wanted to play at around 6:30am. Only difference between me and the poor bastard is that he probaly has a broken jaw. And got to sleep it off.

If you’re not into frat boys and their over exuberance, but you do like a good ass kicking you might want to watch this playing UFC at home video with the sounds down. Get me bro?

I think this fight between two porky chicks was over who got to carry the fake Gucci handbag first. But I could be wrong.

We don’t normally approve of kicks to the head during a fight, but we’ll let this one slide as rthe guy really did deserve it for being a tough talking dickhead.

The joys of live TV are many. Unless Janet Jackson gets her nipple out, that was kinf od a pukey moment. On this Turkish show no one gets their nipples out, but a glass of water and a bitch slap get thrown. Oh and the woman who started it all ends of crying like the prozzie she is.

People had bought tickets to see an ice hockey game, but what they got was Dancing with the ice hockey stars and a couple of punches here and there.

Move along people. Nothing to see here. Just a couple of babes windmilling and pulling each other’s hair while a group of onlookers tries to stop them encourage them to keep going.

How’s your Holiday Season going? All peace, love and happiness? Maybe you have some good spirit spare. I know four chicks who could definitely use some. Beating each other up is just no way to leave 2009.

I think we need to start banning ice cream. It seems some people just get too agressive when it comes to the stuff. This cunt from China gets refused a cone and smashes up to cash registers and a 2 month pregnant shop attendant. Very big of him

Man, this is been a whiel. A proper girl fight. Not two girls going toe to toe or nail to nail, but a whole bunch of them just piling in. Now kiss and make up.

The title is a little misleading as it is not really chicks that are fighting. In truth it is just one chick who does the fighting and the others are just trying to get away from this Brazilian Dark Knight. Prozzi defending her corner?