She’s the pop sensation of the hour and to grab attention she dresses in wacky clothes. Lady GaGa is currently touring round the European Summer festivals trying to get people to like her other tracks besides Pokerface, but if you’ve heard any of the other tracks you’ll know this is no easy task. Time to get the tits out for V Magazine.

All our American friends are celebrating their 4th of July. Having a few beers, a flame hot BBQ and a family fight. I don’t know if Kim kardashian is having some beers and a family fight, but she sure as hell is having a BBQ. Just look at those buns. Yum.

The Pussycat Dolls might all hate the talented black one and stay together for the money, but we’d still fuck em all. Here they are parading their tits and ass in Blender Magazine.

There is no way in hell the poor (literally) fucker could have done 50 shows in London if you read the leaked autospy report on his general health and well being. Bald, scar tissues everywhere, no nose, hips knees and legs full of puncture marks and a stomach full of drugs. Great to see his family crying over spilt milk.

Maria Sharapova might have already been sent home frm Wimbledon 2009, but we’ll always have the classy pictures to remind us of her talents. Simply gorgeous woman she can play too. See you in 2010.

Charlie’s Angel Farrah Fawcett passed away today and news just hit the airwaves that self proclaimed King of Pop/Plastic Surgery Michael Jackson was rushed to hospital and it doesn’t look good. When paramedics arrived at his rented (for $100k a month) home Jackson was not breathing anymore. His dad said things were looking bad. Not sure if he meant for his son or for his son’s creditors.


UPDATE: Michael Jackson has died.

I’ve read that the movie sucks. The story seems to go from explosion to explosion, but I don’t care about that. All I care about is the lovely ladies turing up to all these premieres around the world. In LA it was Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox and Olivia Munn making sure we didn’t get bored.

Ouch! I think she just poked my eyes out with those fake tits of hers.Slightly NSFW.

  With “Scary Movie 4” and Man Show “juggy dancer” as some of her greatest credits you’d think she’d be a little more humble and not such a bitch. 

Tori Spelling has a lot to thank her dead dad for. He basically gave her a part in Beverly Hills 90210 when she was fit enough for a role in a dog food commercial. I heard she’s got her own reality show now to rake in some money. Shame she spent some of it on a really bab boob job.

Leighton Meester plays some chick in Gossip Girls and now it is reported that she also plays some chick, herself, in a homemade amateur porn movie aka a sextape. It is out there my friends, get your tracking noses on and start digging. You can contact us if you find it.


Update: someone contacted us message: can ı take Leighton Meester Sextape please?...

There are acouple of things katie Price aka Jordan is good at. One is making her tits bigger and the other is making as much money from a bullshit story as possible. Last month she and hubby Peter Andre broke up after years of marriage. They still love each other but she controls him or whatever. To get over their split Peter plays with their kids and Katie goes to Ibiza and acts the whore on some beach. I love how all the ordinary chavs stare in awe at the Queen Chav

Transformers 2 is about to hit the world’s cinemas like a meteorite. The promotional tour is in full motion and that means plenty of sexy shots of Megan Fox. Here she is at the Berlin premiere and she’s left her bra at home.

It’s strawberries and cream time again. No, you haven’t missed Valentine’s Day. Again. It’s Wimbledon. That all white, although I have heard rumours their are permitting people of color to take part too these days, tennis tournament on the outskirts of London. When we at Totally Crap think tennis we think of ladies who moan, groan and grunt, wearing short skirts and tight tops. Personally, we’re rooting for Simona Halep, but in the good old days we’d endure rain breaks and boring commentary just to watch Anna Kournikova shake the hand of the winner. Anna doesn’t do tennis anymore, she does Enrique Iglesias and sometimes she does a photoshoot.

Does Olivia Wilde drive you wild? She sure does me. She played Angela Holden in Alpha Dog, Alex Kelly in The O.C. and she is lucky number 13 in House M.D.. And now she is playing my fantasy in Maxim magazine.

Who the fuck is Sandra Lou. Well, I haven’t got a clou. But she did forget to shave her nether regions.

  Whether it’s a pantiless upskirt or a D.U.I. mugshot, we love to see celebrities fuck up.  English rapper Dizzee Rascal had one of the more benign celebrity fuck ups, he fell off stage during a recent performance.  This second angle really shows you how far he flew.

  This isn’t a huge gallery nor do I think it’s very recent, but it did make a coke drinker out of me.

I love how we all still get excited by some topless Britney Spears pictures while a year ago she was losing her mind and clothes frequently. This time it was official though. While filming for Gimme Me More some pole dancing shots were made and Brit Brit got her tit tit out.

Eva Longoria is a Desperate Housewife. When she’s not filming for the show she’s desperate for some attention. Here she is enjoying the sun and water in the South of France. No make up, small tits, bit of a floppy belly, but a nice ass. I’d give her a 7.