A cool animated short movie - nominated for an Oscar in that category - using 2500 world wide brand logos. Could have 2501 if only thay’d asked us to mail over our logo.

 |  Willy Wanka | 18-02-10 | link |  | Comments (3)

Ta-tata-taaa ta-taa-taaa. Face, Murdoch, Hannibal and Mr.T are back. But not in the way you remember them. You fool. The first trailer for The A-Team movie just hit the net and I think it sucks.

 |  Willy Wanka | 11-01-10 | link |  | Comments (3)

342 Movies will pass before you eyes in this encredible Cinema 2009 edit by Kees van Dijkhuizen. You sir, deserve a star for making the year 2009 look like a cinematic highlight.

 |  Willy Wanka | 28-12-09 | link |  | Comments (10)

It won’t open for another 4 months, but the Nicolas Cage movie Kick ass already looks to be one of the must see films of 2010 if this weird trailer is a measure of things to come.

 |  Willy Wanka | 22-12-09 | link |  | Comments (3)

They all turned up to celebrate Empire magazines 20th anniversary. Arnie and his sunglasses. Hannibal Lecter and his bitch. Ben Stiller lookling sick. Jack. Mister Scientology. And The Jew Hater. Let’s hope Hustler can get some old porn stars to pose like their most famous character soon. Gaping Anal Annie will be a magnificent sight to behold.

 |  Willy Wanka | 03-12-09 | link |  | Comments (4)

A Movie starring George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, kevin Spacey ad Jeff Bridges has got to be good right? Men Who Stare At Goats certainly looks that if the trailer is anything to go by. I just don’t think comparing our Arab friends to goats is a good move in these times of reconciliation.

 |  Willy Wanka | 28-08-09 | link |  | Comments (5)

I don’t know much about it, but James Cameron’s new flick, Avatar, is just about the most anticipated movie of 2009. It will be hitting cinemas across the globe in December and the first trailer for this weird Sci Fi special effects ride has just been released. To me it looks strange and amazing at the same time. I thought the beginning was cool, but once the “blue men” started appearing I kind of lost intrest a litte. What do you guys make of it?


UPDATE: Try this link for the trailer.

 |  Willy Wanka | 20-08-09 | link |  | Comments (10)

The movie of the year is not WOolverine nor is it Iron Man 2. It is One Eyed Monster. Never before have so many hunted after a monster so scary it will make your momma tremble.

 |  Willy Wanka | 05-05-09 | link |  | Comments (6)

I actually managed to sit through all three Lord of the Rings movies. All 27 hours of it. I kinda thought 3 movies told the story and was enough, but not for some. In a couple of years time we’ll be forced to endure all kinds of marketing trickery for The Hobbit, but before that arrives we can sit through The Hunt For Gollum. A movie made by fans for fans. In other words, pass me the jay and bottle of vodka.

 |  Willy Wanka | 04-05-09 | link |  | Comments (4)

Sasha Baron Cohen gave us Ali G and Borat and he’s about to give some more. In July his latest creation, Bruno, will hit movie screens across the globe. If the trailer is to be believed it promises to be another ride filled with embarrassments and awkward moments. Bring on July.

 |  Willy Wanka | 03-04-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

The X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie won’t be released until April 28th, but an early release has leaked onto the internets. A true fan will probably go watch it in a movie theatre or on Blu Ray, but casual watcher might not pass up this opportunity. That is why the takings will probably dissappoint.

 |  Willy Wanka | 01-04-09 | link |  | Comments (13)

Wings, Sunrise, The Broadway Melody, All Quiet on the Western Front, Cimarron, Grand Hotel, Cavalcade, It Happened One Night, Mutiny on the Bounty, The Great Ziegfeld, The Life of Emile Zola, You Can’t Take it with You, Gone with the Wind, Rebecca, How Green Was My Valley, Mrs. Miniver, Casablanca, Going My Way, The Lost Weekend, The Best Years of Our Lives, Gentleman’s Agreement, Hamlet, All the King’s Men, All About Eve, An American in Paris, The Greatest Show on Earth, From Here to Eternity, On the Waterfront, Marty, Around the World in Eighty Days, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Gigi, Ben-Hur, The Apartment, West Side Story, Lawrence of Arabia, Tom Jones, My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, A Man for All Seasons, In the Heat of the Night, Oliver!, Midnight Cowboy, Patton, The French Connection, The Godfather, The Sting, The Godfather Part II, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Rocky, Annie Hall, The Deer Hunter, Kramer vs. Kramer, Ordinary People, Chariots of Fire, Gandhi, Terms of Endearment, Amadeus, Out of Africa, Platoon, The Last Emperor, Rain Man, Driving Miss Daisy, Dances with Wolves, The Silence of the Lambs, Unforgiven, Schindler’s List, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, The English Patient, Titanic, Shakespeare in Love, American Beauty, Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, Chicago, Lord of the Rings The Return of the King, Million Dollar Baby, Crash, The Departed, No Country for Old Men, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Milk, Frost/Nixon, The Reader, Slumdog Millionaire. The Fine Brothers will tell you how all these Oscar winning movies end in under 5 minutes, saving you a fortune at Blockbusters or giving you the ability to ruin a good movie for someone else.

 |  Willy Wanka | 18-02-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

After the success of the first Tranformers movie it didn’t take too long before the idea of a money making sequel came poking its ugly head around the corner. And here it is. Or at least the official teaser trailer for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen all you Superbowl viewers will be seeing later on today. Number 2 looks a lot darker than the original movie and reminds me of Iron Man somewhwat, but as that made a ton of money it is probably a wise choice.

 |  Willy Wanka | 01-02-09 | link |  | Comments (2)

The Watchmen movie must be the most anticipated release of 2009. Warner Brothers made it, but Fox owned the rights (and have done for 20 years) and sued Warner Brothers when the movie was almost done. Someone thought Fox should eat dicks. All of them, but it is the movie which should play the lead role in this debate. Will it kick ass or will we have seen it all before? I don’t know, but here’s a little Watchmen feature which might give you some idea as what to expect.

 |  Willy Wanka | 02-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

Earth’s last Ice Age lasted God knows how many years, but certainly longer then the enterainment Ice Age and Ice Age 2 gave us. Time for Ice Age number 3. And possibly 4, 5 and 6. The trailer for Ice Age 3 is another gem and it involves a sitation we as men have all encountered.

 |  Willy Wanka | 13-12-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

If you’ve got a busy lifestyle frequenting star studded parties or are simply working 4 jobs just to make ends meet it can be difficult to find the 2 hours needed to watch a good movie. And this sucks. Why? Well, you’re missing out on great conversation with friends who have seen all the must see movies. But worry no longer. Just check this 5 minute video to find out how 100 well-known movies ended and you’ll be able to join in on any conversation.

 |  Willy Wanka | 12-11-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

One of my favorite actors of all time, Paul Newman, has passed away. Long (lung) cancer ended his life at the age of 83. Paul Newman played in some great movies such as Slapshot, The Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Cool Hand Luke to name but a few. Although he had not acted for a while and his interests and time went more and more to his Newman’s Own charity his presence on the screen will be missed. R.I.P. Paul thanks for the hours of fun you’ve given millions.

 |  Willy Wanka | 27-09-08 | link |  | Comments (12)

In a galaxy far far away a lonely man was waiting on the one man who could save human kind from love and extinction in the romantic action movie of the year. You’ve probably never met Don LaFontaine before, but as soon as you hear his voice he’ll seem like an old trusty friend. The man that did over 5000 movie trailer voiceovers is not longer. Don R.I.P. in that far far away land.

 |  Willy Wanka | 02-09-08 | link |  | Comments (2)

They say you should never change a winning team and the Fast and the Furious franchise has finally figured that out. After the success of The Fast and The Furious from 2001 part 2 and 3 kind of dissappeared without much trace. It was time to get the old team back. For Fast and Furious 4 Vin Diesel returns and the trailer promises much.

 |  Willy Wanka | 28-08-08 | link |  | Comments (3)

Here’s a fun little game for you. See how many movie titles you can recognise in this picture. Dump your answers in the comments.

 |  Willy Wanka | 18-08-08 | link |  | Comments (12)
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