Sometimes we like to shine the light on someone who’s been a friend of Totally Crap for a long time. John MaRR and his musical tricks has been such a friend. His tunes have filled my iPod and have kept me company during long boring hours stuck in traffic jams. His latest offering is a mash up between Beyonce and Asher Roth. I like and you will too. Probably.

I’m sure you guys have all seen them, those Free Hugs people. Trying to make you feel better and get a smile on your miserable face. They just don’t understand that the reason that smile is not on your miserable face is because you know you about to get acosted by a slightly too ugly to fuck chick giving out free hugs. No, I like this guy’s idea of Free Beats much better. Who knew ortho jews could smile?

  At first I was hesitant, than I became a believer and was absolutely enthralled by this performance.  It was such an accurate rendition, I thought the white kid was T-Pain.

I’m no Phil Spector, but I have spent hours and hours and hours looking at music videos during days of unwillingness to go to work. I’ve seen some crazy shit pass before my eyes. Mainly made by rap artists or metal bands. However, the video for Hot Chocolate + Polar Bear Rug by Swedish band Super Viral Brothers takes home the prize. Possibly the weirdest music video you’ll see (today).

Geht’s Noch? is a young Belgian DJ duo who’s reputation is strating to build. This Summer they’re even playing the main stage at the Tomorrowland festival which will feature class acts such as David Guetta, Paul van Dyk and John Digweed. Geht’s Noch? just released their new mix tape featuring Mary Poppins and if you need a kick up the ass to get you going turn it on and turn it up.

  Talented mouth on this chick, she just needs to put it to the right use.

  I remember playing this game until my fingers went numb; can’t wait for the updated version.

  Puke In My Mouth is a parody of sorts of Jizz In My Pants.  Perhaps down the line we’ll see some remixes like Puke In My Pants or Jizz In My Mouth.

People like Lady GaGa and Katie Perry are real artists. They just can’t perform their “art” without the help of a stylist, song writer, producer and a string of personal assistents. Dub FX is a real artist too, but without all that crap. Dub FX is a street artist in Bristol, UK and here he is performing his song Soothe Your Pain. Check his website for more funky crap.

  Every once in a while College Humor strikes gold with one of their original videos, I think this is one of those rare occasions.

  Never thought I’d see that song in a commercial directed toward children.  Though I hear that if this adaptation takes off Disney is going to option 2 Live Crew’s “Me So Horny” for a movie about a magical rhino.

  Eminem’s new album, Relapse, is due to be released on May 19th.  It’s good to see that he is still up to his mischievous ways by demeaning his fellow celebrities. 

  ..the little fat psychotic kid version.  This little kid disturbs me and what’s worse is he doesn’t know all the words.  I’d say he needs some Ritalin and a bra, at least a “B” cup.

I’m not a big Bloc Party fan, but Armand van Helden’s remix of their song Signs does get my head bopping. And after watching the video for it featuring a singing pussy I’m won over.

  Daft Punk and Disney work pretty well together in this video.  Though I suspect to really appreciate this video you need some medicinal assistance.

  Somehow I think this guy missed his calling in life, I feel his talents are being wasted as a flight attendant. 

Are you into the dance music of the trance persuasion, but could not make it to Trance Energy 2009 in Utrecht? Fear not. Download sets by Armin van Buuren and Paul van Dyk here.

  what I believe is Long Time by Boston.  Ok, you can sing whatever the fuck you want in the privacy of your own house and even record yourself naked if you so chose.  However, you have a moral obligation to burn that recording if it looks like it may leak to the public.

  Cool music video using stop motion animation, this thing must have taken weeks.

All those cheesy Christmas songs are driving me fucking nuts. If I hear Mariah Carey one more time I’ll make her deep throat me. If you’re sick of the crap too try some of the following medicine. The end of year 2008 mix by ZvFreak. Sesion House 2008 by Johnmi. The Essential DJ Schmolli. And. Merry Christmash Mix 2008 by DJ Paul V