On June 4th 1989 the protests led by students and intellectuals and labour activists against the ruling communist party in the People’s Republic of China were ended by that same People’s Republic of China when it sent in it’s soldiers and tanks. If you were old enough that day you’ll probably still remember the images of people being shot, busses burnt, dead being carried away. One of the most famous images ever to be beamed across this earth is that of the lone man and his bags stopping a line a tanks from entering the square. No one knows exactly how many protesters were killed by their own army that day and in present day China the Tianamen Square massacre is known as the June 4th incident. China has also taken it upon themselves to shut down all internet sites which reports on this anniversary. So much for the Olympics bringing democracy to the China.

I could go into all the technical details, but all you need to know is that Wolfram Alpha was launched today and it is supposed to kick Google’s ass when it comes to searches on the internet. It is more powerfull, smarter, more complicated and more efficient. All good and well, but will it find me porn when I fill in my non-existent daughter’s name?

Greenpeace and all other world saving organisations read carefully. You’ve got a new target for your money hungry anger. Fat people. Yes, fatties. Get your speedboats out and start circling them to prevent fatties from entering places such as KFC, McDee and Burgr King to stop them from eating, getting fatter and killing our planet. You see, scientists have finally said what we’ve been thinking for a while. Fat people cause global warming. Not only does their hunger for food causing more and more CO2 to bereleased into the athmosphere, once fat they’ll never walk anywhere again causing another cloud of CO2 to be emitted and then there is all the farting and crapping they have to do. So, greenies, let’s have a protest march against fatties.

  Domino’s has issued an apology for the horrific shit that Kristy Hammonds and Michael Setzer did to food in one of their North Carolina stores.  Did they really think that people would enjoy watching that type of shit?  “OMG they are farting on food, LOL I could be eating that”.  It’s good to know that they are being charged with felonies for contaminating food.  In an interesting turn of events it turns out that Kristy Hammonds is also a sex offender, this bitch is batting a thousand.

This just in. The 4 founding members of torrent legend, The Pirate Bay, have been sentenced to one year in jail and a fine of 2,7 million euros for all the harm they’ve supposedly caused the entertainment industry. They’ll probably appeal and we hope they win.

I was in New York only 2 weeks ago and it seemd such a peaceful and friendly area and now some cocksucker with a deathwish has gone and killed a bunch of people and holds another bunch hostage in Binghamton. According to Twitter the deathtoll is currently 14.

Today the world’s most powerful circle jerk takes place in London. The G20 Summit to discuss the economic woes hitting the world with all its might. When you say G20 Summit it automatically als means protests and riots organised by lefty troublemakers. This time they’re protesting against bailing out the banks and bankers, but do they know they’re part of the problem, living of other people’s money andindirectly costing the taxpayer money too by breaking stuff to voice their concerns. Than again, those anti-capitalists are always up for a good ol’ fight no matter what the cause and while they’re at it they might as well loot some gear. They’ll need a lot more trouble to rival the poll tax riots though.

  Fed Ex Express flight number 80, an MD-11f crashed Monday morning at Narita Airport while en route from Guangzhou, China.  Unfortunately both crew members, Captain Kevin Kyle Mosley and First Officer Anthony Stephen Pino, were killed.  We’ll probably find out in a week or so what caused the plane to crash, but you can see the plane porpoise on the video which is usually caused by strong winds.

  Really does look like a scene out of a movie.  I guess they were hoping to get rid of the evidence and hope the police would have to break off the chase in the ensuing chaos.  I’d like to call bullshit on the serial numbers being completely trackable. If you deposit the money in your bank maybe, but buying some fast food with that money or a videogame I don’t see how they could do it.

  This happened in 2008 outside of a pub in Perth, Australia.  Apparently the McLeod family had a small altercation with about 6 cops with which they were acquitted of all assault charges.  This story has a sad ending though, as the cop who receives a flying headbutt from behind is now disabled and going through daily physical therapy to regain the full use of his legs.  Police protect us on a daily basis and one of the few times the public is asked to protect them and deliver them justice it fails, shameful.  (Full News Story)

  Conflicting reports of 15 to 17 people killed at a school shooting today in Winnenden, Germany, among them 3 teachers and 9 students.  The gunmen, who was in black camo, was finally taken down after hijacking a car and driving to a neighboring town. 

  It’s pretty intense when they zoom in on him just standing there, I can’t imagine the shit that is going through is mind.  Warning, while you don’t actually see the impact you sure as hell hear it, so this video may not be for everyone.

President Bush is hanging up the cowboy boots and passing the buck to President elect Barack Obama. Tradition has it that the outgoing president holds a farewell speech for the nation to highlight his highs, lows, achievements, wants, needs, money earned, interns fucked, countries fucked, the past, the present and the future. I think it is safe to say that George W Bush’s wordly deeds won’t be forgotten in a hurry, but for what reason. What did President Bush do for you? What did he achieve and what did he fail to achieve? Go nuts, but keep it decent.

A US Airways Airbus 320 has crashed into the Hudson River New York. The pilot was forced to land the plane on water after it was attacked by a flock of birds. All 150 passengers on board got wet, but survived.

  I understand why both sides are involved in this conflict, but I don’t understand why you would booby trap and destroy your own infrastructure.

Hi i’m from israel and i wanted to share this video of “hamas terrorists” what u can see in the film is the terrorist loading missiles which are afterwards aimed to israel city’s and citizens while they are been filmed from above by army survailence they become a target and get what they deserve. i think you will like this…i have more very interesting liks, showing amazing footage. which all show why they are targets… I’m sure the sender of this email and the following video link is very proud of the fact that one of the world’s strongest and toughest army’s is pounding the shit out of what is effectively a ghetto. Remind you of something? Now, I know that Hamas are no angels and that they should stop trying to destroy Israel, but the way the Israelis are acting is beyond all proportions. Maybe they should stop trying to steal fertile land, build settlements in occupied (yes, Israel is actually internationally recognised as an occupying force) territory and treat the people who live and try and work in Gaza and The Westbank as animals by making them go through impossible procedures to even take a shit. You can’t claim to be superior to someone like Hamas if you inflict pain and terror only they can dream off. And the saddest part is that Western nations don’t do shit about it. Yeah, they talk the talk (after about a week of bombing), but they never walk the walk. The reason? Guilt over something that happened 60 years ago. Funny isn’t it why Muslims hate us so much. Call me what you will be the Israelis are acting like a bunch of fascists. Queue angry comments.

  This is one of the luckiest guys i’ve ever seen.  He avoided a Hamas rocket and almost certain death by 13 seconds. 

Having sexual contact with underage girls because it is what God wants. Yup, I buy that. Now burn in fucking hell you pedo.

This is the devastation left in the wake of an F-18 Hornet crashing into a San Diego residential neighborhood after the plane suffered complete engine failure.  The pilot was found suspended in a tree and was treated for his injuries, however a Mother, her two small children as well as a grandmother were all killed on the ground.

Good Morning US of A. Today is the day you pick the World’s next President. We at Totally Crap don’t care who you vote for, but we do want you to vote. There is no point in hammering on about freedom of speech, land of the free, biggest democracy in the world and so on, if you don’t use your right to put pen to paper on a voting card. Leave the wanking for what it is for about 10 minutes and get down to your local voting station. No matter who you vote for it will be a historical one.