If your stupid enough to light yourself on fire I guess it’s really too much to ask that you do it near a water source. Though even if he burned his little penis he should be fine, the tears of loneliness he uses as lubrication should soothe the pain.
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mmmm pork shops
Yeh, put the burnt porker on the spit, and we can stuff an apple in his gob and let the girls play with his wiggly tail.
Laughing at a fatty kid is the shit! No seriously that’s our birthright.
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