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Gene Simmons is famous for having a huge tongue, wearing silly make-up and playing in a pop band called Kiss. Oh, and he is married to some softcore porn actress. Not content with all that media attention Gene had to dunk his donut in someone else’s coffee mug. That tape leaked out and as you’ve come to expect we can bring you it. Part 1 and Part 2 of Gene doing some headbanging. NSFW.
thats just nasty....playing foreigner to bang a hottie!
I thought he said he would never get married?
Haha, she refused to get kissed by him, and Gene didn’t even have a real stiff hardon when he startet.
Great (but fake) boobs though, and she seemed like a good ride..
id rather fuck his missus now she is hot
just like Pretty Woman
He is’nt married, but been with Shannon Tweed forever. The girl looks hot though, probably some high priced LA hooker.
Think you’ll find he isnt married.
Yeah, he isn’t married, I think I get that part now, thanks guys
btw, did anyone tell you he isn’t really married?
That was some real hot sex. Ewww I dont know what made me sleepier, the song or watching them.
The airplane land video above this one is more interesting
whats wrong with you lot? seeing a rock god shag a hooker is always worth it 
That was like watching your portly 54-year-old uncle fuck your next door neighbour’s 16 year-old daughter. And what a soundtrack to slip a length to a piece of plastic fantastic! I hope she was worth the $500, Gene. Maybe Shannon Tweed is in part 3, cutting Simmons testicles off.
just know, that he isnt in fact MARRIED
WHAT THE FUCK… Shannon Tweed is hot - she helped me through my jerk off’s in the late 90’s… She’s fucking hot - unlike this whore… Anyways what the fuck are they doing with this fucking clown???
Cant see shit… WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKkk.
his tongue is longer than his dick
I heard he isnt married…
Every time someone mentions Gene Simmons the discussion invariably leads to how much ass this guy gets, so I really was expecting more out of this. Kinda lame, actually. This is it? This is the great sex god from KISS? Soon you’ll be telling me that Jesus and Santa aren’t real, either.
As some of you point out Gene was never married.
Well here I live it’s called “Common law” or shacked up to the rest. She has a case but maybe she’s getting some of her own?
I agree with eyepopper. He has to close his eyes sometime.
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