I Have Sex With Cars

You know I love cars. I dream about them, I drive them fast and I want to buy loads of them. Today is my 15th birthday and I think it is time for me to let you in on a little sexual secret of mine. I make love to cars. Yes, I have sex with cars. YES, I like to make bang bang bang in exhaust with cars. Does this make me weird? Thx 2 De Bunk

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Willy Wanka | Mar 09 |  | 
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I got a cute, little East German ‘Trabant’ that wouldnt mind a threesome…

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De_Bunk | 10/03 | 01:54 PM
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