I Need A Bionic Leg
Today, i spent over eight hours driving around the country and i am more knackered than a horse at the glue factory. The inside of my right leg started to seize up at about the six hour mark, but by the time i got home, i could hardly move it. What i need is a bionic leg. One that will never get tired, never ache and one that will never bother me after a day of driving. And since the American’s seem to be giving them away to anyone from England with an equity card, I think i may throw my hat in and see if i can get one. And yes before you ask, it is Zoe/Michelle Ryan from Eastenders.
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I’d watch it just for her! And judging by the trailer, I really do mean *just* for her…
Looks an excellent series can’t wait for it, Hero’s now this mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
“Im a bartender, a drop-out. You’re a professor, why are you with me?
Cus you’re different…”
Er,I’m the plot device so that you can become bionic, you dozy bint.
I don’t know why he just didn’t say that.
Ryan’s certainly been Americanised, right down to her smile. After
watching that clip, you never would have thought that she used to have a
stall in Eastenders.
its certainly a step up from being humped by dirty den whats the next re make cagney and lacey starring gail from corry and diane from emmerdale
Is that girl from Eastenders..
.............................
ummmmmmm…...wadaya call her…
.........Ricky!
............Bianca!
When does it start?
i read ricky!! and bianca are coming back to eastenders soon
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