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American idiots like to set themselves on fire and faceplant on skateboards. Apparently Bulgarians like to jump on buses stuck in traffic.
If your stupid enough to light yourself on fire I guess it’s really too much to ask that you do it near a water source. Though even if he burned his little penis he should be fine, the tears of loneliness he uses as lubrication should soothe the pain.
The game on this lowly Saturday is called Bouncy Draw. This game is really difficult, folks, so do not think you can play for just a few minutes. The object is to draw lines with your mouse that act as trampolines in order to keep bouncing your little critter higher and higher. Good luck getting the lines drawn before he falls down again. It goes super fast, I got maybe 5 in at my best!
Sorry for the missing time my faithful readers, but I came down with TMJ, a.k.a. Lockjaw. This game, called FFX Runner, is a fun little driving game from our friends over at Meltgames. You just use the arrow keys in order to drive you vehicles through the city to collect orbs. The game even has damage physics and all.
It cost $20million for the opening party alone, but the Atlantis, The Palm 7 star hotel in Dubai did get the most amazing fireworks display ever. It kicks New York’s, London’s, Sidney’s and your backyard effort’s ass. Several times over.
Ok so we can all agree that there is a 99% chance that this is fake. It’s still unique to see a boat being used against a car and a trailer like a wrecking ball.
...come flying out of this car. One of those guys got at least 30 feet off the ground before slamming into the pavement. Remember always wear your seat belt or you could end up like these dummies.
Fight or Flight is the normal response in human beings to a perceived danger. I have no idea where the fuck hitting yourself in the head with a chair falls under. This kid may be in for a rough life.
All you wannabe Queen’s of Great Britain look carefully. This is the Royal Cock you’ll be sucking if you are chosen to be the lady on Prince William’s arm when he becomes king. Mouth watering or what?
If there is one thing Brazil is famous for it is the Rio Carnival and the thousands of luscious and scantily clad ladies shaking their asses to the beats of the drums. After seeing some of that ass shaking I’ve booked my tickets for the 2009 events. See you there. Tx 2 Marcelo
Some mothers we classify as a MILF. And some we should classify as a MIWTWATFS (Mother I Wouldn’t Touch With A Ten Foot Stick). Guess which category this mother falls into? Enjoy what you’re having for lunch today.
These two butt buddies need a lesson in how to wash a car and doing it manly. Nineties fashion, nineties car and age old stupidity. Yeah, the ladies will really go for you now.
You’ve got one job to do as bartender. Serve people their fucking drinks. Don’t try and be a fucking tough guy or you’ll get your ass put on the floor. 2 Shooter and a Diet Coke for the fat guy please.
When you’re a young female and not into real boys yet, you’re into fake celebrity boys. Posters on your wall, t-shirts to wear, magazine to buy. And all for a guy you’ll never meet and who we haven’t even heard of. But you carry on regardless and you’re world falls apart when your idol’s road to fame hits a snag. It’s the end of their world as they know it, but they’ll be over it by morning and stalking a new victim.
We’ve had a man get anally assaulted by a toy pony. We’ve had a man anally abusing a donkey. And now we can add a man making sweet sexy love to a pasta sauce jar. I bet the cops had a hard time not ROTFLOLing when they found him.
If your buddy is a frequent visitor of internet fun sites such as Ebaumsworld and Break he’ll know about every prank trick in the book. You’ll need to be inventive and put your own life on the line to get him. Time for the Spiderman move.
If the credit crunch is hitting a big player like Google it is hard to see where. Certainly not in the New York office. Free cheerios, free scooters, free sandwiches, a free map of New York, free LEGO play time and most important of all, plenty of crap to do other than work. All paid for by you and those shitty Google ads you run.
Megan Fox has turned herself into a slut with tats. And we like it a lot, but just leave it now Megan, don’t go the Amy Winehouse route.
Every bunch of lookers has a minger hanging round them. It’s to make them feel good about themselves you see. For us men this ugly friend is out most important conquest. Win her heart and you can get into the pretty friend’s pants. Just don’t take them out for a boat ride as it might embarass her and ruin your boat.
Now it’s nearing winter and Christmas is just around the bend. It’s getting very hard to move amongst the cold breeze. Just who we need is Yasmin Jordao! This hot Brazilian model is all that. She’s thin, tan, tall and sexy. With a face to match that body, she’s got the power to turn anything cold into smoking hot! Just take a look at her pics . . .
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