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Jay Z A Gooner?

I have just read something very disturbing. I have just read that my beloved Arsenal might get a new member of the board. None other than hippy da hop king Jay Z might be interested in buying a share of the Gunners. I can think of only two good things to come out of this. Thierry Henry keeps his ass at Highbury due to him liking Jay Z and the half time shows might now feature Jay Z’s sexy sidekick Beyonce instead of a lame penalty shoot out. Will it happen? About as likely as Chelski actually not spending any money come transfer time.

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Im an arsenal season ticket holder and go every game, iv never seen a penalty shoot out at half time!!
Are you and Arsenal fan living in America?
Thierry will never leave and chelsea will fall soon, with Arsenal going on to win the league back.
But I think if Jay Z wants to invest in Arsenal then he can go ahead, it wouldnt cause no harm and would give us extra money for signings and for the new stadium.
If your an arsenal fan then I for one think you should put more up about them

6pak | 13/10 | 10:36 PM

Hi 6pak,
I used to watch them when I lived in London. During those early Wenger years with Grimandi, Petit and an on fire Bergkamp/Overmars combo. Too expensive to go now I don’t live in the UK anymore and the times I did want to go I couldn’t get a ticket. If you have any inroads mail me (.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address))
And no, I don’t live in the US, but in Europe.

Willy Wanka | 13/10 | 11:32 PM

SOCCER?!? i find it amazing how a turtle face ex-rapper can go from being president of Def Jam Records to…SOCCER?!?

Nippull De Niro | 14/10 | 04:55 AM

hahaha, brilliant. I would like to see the face of any of those hooligans when a “Yo mama” cock suker libs buys the their loved team…hahahaha, globalization my friend.

Carlonsky | 14/10 | 06:08 AM

Personally, i think its a great idea. anything to keep Thierry in a GUNNERS kit. If Jay Z becoming a member of the board is what it takes…come along then!!!

We want an Premiership title.

arsenal fc12 | 08/02 | 09:46 AM