Karl Rove Da Gangsta Rapper

Karl Rove is a sneaky little man. Leaking the name of a CIA agent in the field to the press just because her husband had outed a critical note on fuck buddy George’s war in Iraq. Seemingly ducking out of active duty in Vietnam. Increasing White House terror warnings whenever political opponents saw their approval ratings go up. You name it he’s done it. At last night’s correspondence dinner Karl Rove decided to have a go at being a funnyman (the term has to be used very loosely here) and he even turned himeself into MC Rove. Amazing how an elderly white rightwinger looks so much like a gangsta from tha hood. The only difference is that the gangsta does not get away with his crimes and is serving 5 years in jail, while Rove keeps on trucking all the way to the bank. Thx 2 Diego

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