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Keeley Hazell Sex Tape

Well fuck me, i turn my computer off for a couple of hours to go shopping and what do i miss? Only the bloody Keeley Hazell sex tape! Yes it’s every one’s favorite page 3 girl, finally doing what we have all wanted her to do to us for so long. She strips off, gets her box chewed on, sucks some dick and even takes some dick all in this 10 minute movie. Sadly, we don’t have a copy yet and all the trailer downloads have been removed. What we do have is a few of the NSFW pictures, but if any of you out there can get hold of it, it’s you duty, no your responsibility to make sure we can all share in this new found glory. (Via the forum)
UPDATE:  Looks like someone has already got us a copy over on TNSFW. But we still need the full version, so keep looking.
UPDATE 2: Look and you will find.

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TheDeviant | Jan 14 |  | 
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swedishpornstar | 14/01 | 07:28 PM

Sorry, got carried away, you can find the full length copy at strictlybroadband.com

swedishpornstar | 14/01 | 07:35 PM

What’s she doing sucking off Peewee Herman for, or is it some dickhead professional footballer?

Those eyes of hers ooze fornication—you can tell it’s on her mind every hour of the day. She can wank and blow a didgeridoo at 90 miles an hour too—that’s really quite some feat. I had to smile at the way that Peewee wrestles with her thighs near the end of the footage. Is that a case of “the pussy fights back”, because during part of the clip her vulva does appear to have a dark side to it. raspberry

Eyepopper | 14/01 | 08:49 PM

Keeley would make a guy hard from a mile away.  She can suck cock like a good girl, good 2 c she is shaved.  Hope to see the sound version soon, seems like she talks dirty like a good un too.

King1and | 14/01 | 09:16 PM

The full video
Part 1 http://rapidshare.com/files/11731257/keeley_sex_tape_x.zip.001.html
Part 2 http://ultrashare.de/f/3259/keeley_sex_tape_x.zip.002.html
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Please thanks me in the forum lol and its 10mins long well just over

sara123456 | 14/01 | 11:51 PM

Could not have asked for a better start to the working week!!

dj_swinman | 14/01 | 11:52 PM

My god!  I didn’t see that one coming at all.

Just | 15/01 | 02:11 AM

its on the bit torent sites pure t+a, cheggit, and empornium 118 megs

sick cheapo | 15/01 | 02:57 AM

THIS is one hot female… but you gotta love the part at the end (for those that managed to watch ALL of this! wink ) where she does the typical girl thing and takes an age to work out how to use something electrical!! Eventually she turns it off much to my boo-ing and taunting of the screen!

Mojopin | 15/01 | 01:06 PM

But aside from my petty critisism… I would still sell my left bollock to be given a chance to ‘smash the back out of her’!

Mojopin | 15/01 | 01:07 PM

and i thought new yorkers sounded dumb. she sounds like gutter trash, she sure is hot though.

sick cheapo | 15/01 | 02:17 PM

please give me links for hannah…downloadable al that you have about her….

frkiii | 15/01 | 03:26 PM

I dunno why I called Miss drooling-for-a-tooling’s fuckpartner “Peewee” earlier—he looks moderately well-hung and more like an Arab to me. Maybe Keeley_H is doing all she can to foster good Western/Arab relations by giving them all a blowjob one at a time.

HIM IN THE CLIP: you’re fuckin’ beut-if-fal, babe.

Yep, she is in her glamour photos, but you’re right, sick_cheapo, she hasn’t got that many brain cells knocking about in that wee head of hers—and she seems a bit of a damp squib in bed, too—but who cares when she’s got tits ‘n’ an arse like that. She normally represents a fantasy figure for men, but in this grainy video she looks like any other tart from south London, except when they get “room service,” that normally equates to a cum-load in the face.

Eyepopper | 15/01 | 04:15 PM

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Eyepopper | 15/01 | 04:21 PM

ok the only scene worth watching is the blowjob the rest is shitty cam work of the dudes leg :(

me me | 15/01 | 05:24 PM

He didn’t even wear a condom. :/ slightly worrying.

anon | 16/01 | 12:42 AM

It’s not a bad video if you like staring at some guys ass most of the time.

Hellvein | 16/01 | 09:55 AM

its aload of bollocks,they need a director!

count | 16/01 | 07:39 PM

DAMN I LOVE THIS WOMEN(GIRL)^^
SHE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A STUPID SUCKA

Mastakilla | 16/01 | 11:39 PM

look between 7:15 and 7:40 in the video and you may see some penetration, such as it is…

Master Tang | 17/01 | 12:13 AM

Keeley is absolutely gorgeous and all but it looks like she can’t fuck for shit.  The guy should be beaten with an old shoe for being suck a shitty cameraman.  Other than that I’d give a couple of years of my life to change places with him.

HECTOR | 17/01 | 01:32 AM

Its all bullshit.  She leaked that tape to the papers just like all the other whores do.  She’s part of the Abi Titmuss gang.  You can read all about it on Abi’s blog http://www.totallytitmuss.com where there is the full 90 minute version of the vid.

Lebowski | 17/01 | 12:48 PM

http://www.totallytitmuss.com/2007/01/16/keeley-hazell-90-minute-fully-uncensored-celebrity-sex-video/

See what I mean?  Its just like the Paris Hilton thing.  Leak a bit, then cry and bitch, and then once you’ve got everyones attention sell the full version!

Lebowski | 17/01 | 12:51 PM

I agree Lebowski, this controversy has probably all been pre-planned at some plush cafe in Soho. Whatever the case, it’s great publicity for Hazell in the long-run. If others look at the totallytitmuss.com link you’ve given, they’ll notice that they’ve used the stills I captured in the 4 by 3 array of video thumbnails above, posted above on 15/1/2006 @ 4:21PM. I ought to sue for stills copyright protection:P Wanka & TheDeviant, at least you KNOW Tit-n-Ass and/or her Webmaster read here now. wink

Eyepopper | 17/01 | 03:16 PM

does anybody know how to open this file once you download it from rapid share.
thanks
http://rapidshare.com/files/11731257/keeley_sex_tape_x.zip.001.html

andrew | 17/01 | 11:38 PM

@andrew

http://www.freebyte.com/hjsplit/#win32

Download HJ-split and JOIN zip001 and zip002 files, as sara123456 posted above.

Eyepopper | 18/01 | 11:23 AM

I didn’t know Keeley before her sex tape. But she is definitely   a real cutie! Thx for sharing all those links here guys!

Tom Hengst | 19/01 | 04:02 PM

“I didn’t know Keeley before her sex tape.”

have you been living under a rock for the last couple of years of something?

T.H.E. | 19/01 | 08:47 PM

the links for the video have been deleted, where can i download it from now?

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