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Luckiest Man Alive Update

I already thought that the story of 13-year-old Alfie becoming a dad was the most ridiculous thing I’d read this month, but things have just gotten worse. A 16-year-old kid named Richard Goodsell has now said that he is the real father of Maisie and not Alfie. We’ve now got two boys under the age of 18 fighting for a baby that a 15-year-old put on this earth. How fucked up can you get? A DNA test will probably let us know who this poor baby can call her real daddy, but there is no test necessary to come to the conclusion that the mother, 15-year-old Chantelle Steadman, is one hell of a slut.

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And an “Ugly Slut” at that.  There is even a 3RD boy who is saying he’s the dad…I wonder how many more people will come out and claim to be the dad…lmao.  Even in my hey day as a horny teenager, I could of had the beer goggles on and I wouldn’t touch her.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/02 | 03:33 PM

Ahhhh i love being from the UK! This story is hilarious!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/02 | 03:51 PM

Welcome to England!

Good shout Matt. Makes you proud doesn’t it?

Deleerious

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/02 | 05:18 PM

If it was a 15 year old boy messing with a 12/13 old girl what would happen to him????

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/02 | 06:53 PM

Before the lads go for a paternity test they should have STD’s checked out. Apparently the girl was having unprotected sex with 8 different fellas.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/02 | 07:20 PM

the original ‘father’ doesn’t look like he could complete the 1st level of Ratchet and Clank…let alone impregnate a female

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/02 | 08:02 PM

I’m ashamed to come from a country that could spawn such a fuckin’ munter.  I mean, seriously, who would want to tap it in the first place.  Where’s Jack the ripper when you need him, filthy fuckin’ slut. FFS!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/02 | 11:37 PM

lol luckiest men alive wtf lol….........

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 16/02 | 12:25 AM

i dont find this hilarius….
this things happens every days in remote places, and where the culture is poor. They marry very young. I have seen planty of teenager praigned.
Really, this is not new…

David | 16/02 | 05:53 AM

Where culture is very poor eh?
Oh u mean America and good ol’ England

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 16/02 | 06:40 AM
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