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From the doom and gloom of Chinese water torture to a pair of huge breasts. We’re talking Lucy. Pinder. My creative mind got to work after seeing Lucy get busy with that ice cream cone in the Loaded shoot. Why not have an eBay auction in which people can bid for the right to lick that melted ice cream of her two lovely jugs? The money could in turn go to Amnesty International. Fun and morals in one go. Brilliant. Thank me later. Slightly NSFW
Yeah, she’d make a good Bond villain-ess, going by the name of Lucilicious De Fokker. I can just picture her seducing Bond now, smothering the poor sod with her baggy mammaries while sticking an incendiary device shaped as a dildo up Bond’s anus.
God she is fucking gorgeous and before anyone says it, no they are not fake, all English grown.
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