Mary Carey Rides That Sybian

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Playing the Symbian footage, I cranked up the sound system here so that I had the vibrating humming noise carrying down the street at full blast—and I reckon my stewardess neighbour had an orgasm, judging from the low moans coming from next door. Unfortunately, it did nothing for me, except dislodge some earwax.

Mary Carey looks like she’s the epitome of the Yankee-doodle pornstar. Politician? What are her policies? Free blowjobs to any Republican under 70, and a bit of ass-to-mouth to anyone donating over $10,000? She must have plenty of campaign funds by now to mount a serious challenge to be the next POTUS.

She is certainly the worst one so far to grace the hallowed symbian. She is the first to fake it (Ok not the first but the most obvious), has the worst body and looks like a skanky 2 bit whore. They havn’t done themselves any favours there.

yeah shes gone waay downhill since her last song came out

>>She is certainly the worst one so far to grace the hallowed symbian. She is the first to fake it (Ok not the first but the most obvious), has the worst body and looks like a skanky 2 bit whore. They havn’t done themselves any favours there.<<

that’s the point.

ROFL @ Holymoly, thank god I wasn’t the only noob to misread the title and rush to click the link.

@Prof Choas, the point is to be shocking, she was just crap.

Am i the only one who laughed my fucking ass off? AvaVCavav—pornstar

lol

ADD pornstars ftw!!