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too many butterfaces

Just another herd of porn star wanna be’s aching to be tapped and filmed by some dirty brotha’s.
Fucking Skanks!

Contestant 13 has some serious chicken legs… and 19 looks like Lindsey Lohan.

Most of these chiqs frighten me. *shudder*

No9 is definitely local

Most of them are totally fucking crap, who ever is in charge of choosing these women should get shot.  And who the fuck tattoo’s their stomach? Man what a waste of fucking show and money…

#2 is the next Mrs. WTF.  Very nice.

I will not criticize photoshop again. I am signing off to put in a new set of contacts and have a stiff drink to sooth my senses from this assault.

Is number 23 Emma Starr from Naughty America’s MFST?

I was going to say “Number 8 is definatly a dude”
But then i scrolled down.. every motherfucking one of those must be remodelled penises....

I totally agree, every single one of these girls are hideous. Ugly. Troll-like. Dogs. I honestly don’t think I’d ‘do’ any one of them, with the possible exzception of #2. On one of her good days.
I’m sure I could go into my neighborhood Hooters, and find 6 girls working the afternoon shift that were hotter than any girl at this contest.