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Right, the weekend is just round the corner, and you know the last one was crap for you, hopeless, couldn’t pull a thing. This weekend just might be better, and with the aid of a bit of pornogami, you might, you just might, be impressive enough pull. Pass the waitress an origami vagina fashioned from a currency of your choice, she’ll be impressed, or fabricate a 3d cock for her, she’ll love it. And if it fails to work, and you end up alone again, fold yourself a fanny out of one of those tissues you keep by your bed and do away with the middle man, you weirdo.

 | marekmarek | 14-05-08 | link | |

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