Prisoners Can’t Touch This

If you ever end up in prison in the Philippines you’d better bring your dancing shoes. Instead of banging the crap out of your cellmate’s asshole you will be learning to dance to such popular tunes as Soulja Boy and MC Hammer’s Can’t Touch Yes (how appropriate for prisoners). And this is what a routine with 1500 of the orange clad inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center looks like. Crank it.

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Willy Wanka | Feb 29 |  | 
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Rants and Raves and Flames and Trolls on Prisoners Can’t Touch This

Prison is a Party with a capital P!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 29/02 | 02:46 PM

Beats me why this bunch of murderers, rapists, drug dealers and child abusers should be given such worldwide popularity.
Fuck the dancing and prancing about, they should all be hard at work smashing rocks and building house extensions for corrupt prison wardens.

Courvoisier | 29/02 | 03:45 PM

just wait until one of them tries to go solo

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 29/02 | 03:52 PM

How can anyone that dances like that be guilty!?  Free them all now!  Release the orange 1500!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 29/02 | 04:48 PM

good find willy. i think that’s a wicked idea for reahabilitation. we’ve seen a couple dances out of that prison now.(thriller) it keeps them active and keeps their mind focusing on something positive. good warden, good!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 29/02 | 06:53 PM

In the UK you wouldn’t get the prisoners out of their single cell rooms as they’d be too busy on their playstation and plasma tv’s (that’s not a joke either!)

UK prisoners get it easier inside then many do outside.

nicepp | 29/02 | 08:52 PM

AMAZING!!

fabuliciosa | 29/02 | 09:12 PM

they have been reahabilitated; release the lot.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 29/02 | 10:55 PM

and this is how you know people in prison have too much time on their hands

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 01/03 | 03:52 AM

Here they just ring in radio shows.

http://www.independent.ie/unsorted/migration/prisoners-cell-phone-cheek-sparks-jail-probe-668544.html

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/03 | 01:52 AM
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