http://www.totallycrap.com/ en-US willy@totallycrap.com Copyright 2008 2008-05-09T14:12:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_do_a_bmx_faceplant/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_do_a_bmx_faceplant/ You know what is coming yet it still brings to special feeling to your gut when http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_do_a_bmx_faceplant/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-09T14:12:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/russians_vs_empty_bottles/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/russians_vs_empty_bottles/ If we are to believe dead and buried Ronal Reagan Russia was in the Dark Ages during the Cold War. And we… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/russians_vs_empty_bottles/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-09T13:04:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_hoodrat_is_back_with_subtitles/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_hoodrat_is_back_with_subtitles/ I had an uncontrollable urge to find you what the hoodrat skank was yelling in http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_hoodrat_is_back_with_subtitles/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-09T11:32:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/prostitute_gets_pwnd/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/prostitute_gets_pwnd/ In the strict sense of the word every man has paid for sex in their life. Whether it is just a straight… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/prostitute_gets_pwnd/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-09T09:28:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rock_is_hard/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rock_is_hard/ MTV is about as far removed from Rock n Roll as can be. It is difficult to spot any music videos through… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rock_is_hard/ willy@totallycrap.com commercials 2008-05-09T09:08:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/look_at_him_fly/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/look_at_him_fly/ If you move about in traffic it is a good thing to understand what green and red means. Green means walk/go. Red… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/look_at_him_fly/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-09T08:48:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_cardinal_and_his_topless_niece/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_cardinal_and_his_topless_niece/ Ahhh, this brings back memories of the 70’s. A good old topless protest against the hypocrisy of the church. The best part… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_cardinal_and_his_topless_niece/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-09T08:08:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/flash_drummer/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/flash_drummer/ Our second “game” today is actually quite impressive. The author took an entire professional drum machine setup, complete with all the… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/flash_drummer/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-09T04:34:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/eva_mendes_topless_in_italian_vogue/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/eva_mendes_topless_in_italian_vogue/ Eva Mendes is an American actress with a lot of Cuban blood in her. But who cares about that. http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/eva_mendes_topless_in_italian_vogue/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-05-08T21:50:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/chevrolet_takes_the_piss/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/chevrolet_takes_the_piss/ Years ago car manufacturer made some cools ads involving their cars turning into robots. Everyone loved them and Chevrolet noticed. Being the… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/chevrolet_takes_the_piss/ willy@totallycrap.com commercials 2008-05-08T21:41:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/80s_porno_psa/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/80s_porno_psa/ I used to work for an adult website, which featured new skin flicks along with classic porn from http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/80s_porno_psa/ ericofthedead@graffiti.net impact 2008-05-08T17:06:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/tom_jerry_refrigerator_madness/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/tom_jerry_refrigerator_madness/ Our first game today features two favorite childhood characters that you all must know. At least, I hope you do. Tom… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/tom_jerry_refrigerator_madness/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-08T16:19:01-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/elisha_cuthbert_does_the_beach/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/elisha_cuthbert_does_the_beach/ In her past you needed to be a terrorist or some other form of evil to be able to spend 24 hours… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/elisha_cuthbert_does_the_beach/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-05-08T12:48:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/headbutting_a_treadmill/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/headbutting_a_treadmill/ A treadmill is for running on, not for trying to headbutt it with your full… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/headbutting_a_treadmill/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-08T12:18:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sliding_into_an_empty_pool/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sliding_into_an_empty_pool/ It’s another hot day and all I want to do is lie by a pool checking out the honeys and maybe going… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sliding_into_an_empty_pool/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-08T11:47:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/2_girls_1_cup_tattoo/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/2_girls_1_cup_tattoo/ I walked around in my 2 Girls 1 Cup tshirt this weekend and had two people come up to me to ask… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/2_girls_1_cup_tattoo/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-08T10:28:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/confusebox_2/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/confusebox_2/ Our next game today is one we have not seen yet. It is called Confusebox 2, and apparently it is the… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/confusebox_2/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-08T04:55:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_golf_kart_and_the_police_chase/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_golf_kart_and_the_police_chase/ It sounds like a bad movie or musical and it was. The Las Vegas police were left chasing a dumbass who tried… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_golf_kart_and_the_police_chase/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T22:22:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/wildebeest_vs_group_of_rhinos/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/wildebeest_vs_group_of_rhinos/ In one corner we’ve got the wildebeest ak a gnu. Weighing in at an average of 400 pounds. In the… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/wildebeest_vs_group_of_rhinos/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T21:47:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/jumping_into_your_jeans/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/jumping_into_your_jeans/ Can you just imagine the amount of times the poor guy must have chaffed his balls or almost broken his legs practising… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/jumping_into_your_jeans/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T21:40:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/dan_and_his_kite/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/dan_and_his_kite/ Boys and their toys. When you were little you had alittle kite. And now that you are bigger you want a bigger… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/dan_and_his_kite/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T20:29:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bianca_deacy/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bianca_deacy/ Today, let’s meet Bianca Deacy, a glamour model and go go dancer from London, UK. Bianca has only been in the modeling scene… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bianca_deacy/ M_B@Operamail.com babes 2008-05-07T19:35:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bubble_panic/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bubble_panic/ Our first game today is called Bubble Panic. You likely have played a similar game before, but it is one of… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bubble_panic/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-07T16:51:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/hoodrat_is_pressing_charges/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/hoodrat_is_pressing_charges/ Yo Yo Yo listen up y’all, I’m da girl Hoodrat and am gonna http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/hoodrat_is_pressing_charges/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T13:39:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/a_drunk_bridge_too_far/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/a_drunk_bridge_too_far/ If you’ve ever been drunk you’ll know that your balance can be slightly off after 12 beers and a couple of shits.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/a_drunk_bridge_too_far/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-07T12:29:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/afghan_firefight_caught_on_voicemail/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/afghan_firefight_caught_on_voicemail/ This is a lesson in how to scare your parents half to death. You go on a tour of duty to Afghanistan.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/afghan_firefight_caught_on_voicemail/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T11:13:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_roskilde_festival_beer_cannon/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_roskilde_festival_beer_cannon/ The festival season is about to explode in our faces. Good music, loads of booze, the occasional joint and hopefully some nice… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_roskilde_festival_beer_cannon/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T10:21:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/coke_vs_mentos_in_slow_motion/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/coke_vs_mentos_in_slow_motion/ This dropping Mentos sweets into a Coke bottle is getting a bit old, but I thought you might like to http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/coke_vs_mentos_in_slow_motion/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-07T10:03:01-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/colorfill_or_qix/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/colorfill_or_qix/ This game is called Colorfill, and you may find it familiar. This is because the game is somewhat like an old… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/colorfill_or_qix/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-07T05:00:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/amy_winehouse_about_to_die/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/amy_winehouse_about_to_die/ Is Amy Winehouse on her way out? If these… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/amy_winehouse_about_to_die/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-05-06T22:32:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/taking_the_17_inch_for_a_walk/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/taking_the_17_inch_for_a_walk/ No more vodka for this old lady taking her… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/taking_the_17_inch_for_a_walk/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-06T17:23:01-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/armed_with_wings/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/armed_with_wings/ Our first game today is called Armed With Wings. This is a side-scrolling sword slasher, done is the graphic novel style.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/armed_with_wings/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-06T16:55:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/when_geese_attack/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/when_geese_attack/ A buddy of mine once shot one of these Canadian geese out of the sky with his shotgun. Took two goes as… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/when_geese_attack/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-06T15:54:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/50_cent_loses_some_bling/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/50_cent_loses_some_bling/ The man that got shot like a billion times and haslived to tell the tale over and over and over and over and… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/50_cent_loses_some_bling/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-06T15:20:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/numa_numa_guy_2008/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/numa_numa_guy_2008/ Gary Numa Numa Brolsma has long been forgotten since his 2005 lipsynching hayday. But could Numa Numa… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/numa_numa_guy_2008/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-06T14:20:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/mister_flexible/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/mister_flexible/ There are several ways you can pull a hot chick. Fill her with drinks, look like Brad Pitt, tell her you are… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/mister_flexible/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-06T13:12:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stalingrad_ii_the_fall_of_berlin/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stalingrad_ii_the_fall_of_berlin/ Time for a fun history lesson. We celebrate the liberation of Europe in 1945 in May and we normally forget about the… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stalingrad_ii_the_fall_of_berlin/ willy@totallycrap.com games 2008-05-06T13:02:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/were_looking_for_a_pedofile/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/were_looking_for_a_pedofile/ The man in the thumb is a pedofile who likes nothing more than having adult orientated fun with little boys in Thailand.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/were_looking_for_a_pedofile/ willy@totallycrap.com news 2008-05-06T09:49:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_break_your_leg/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_break_your_leg/ In the world of weightlifting they have a routine which involves the squat. And when you attempt a record… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_break_your_leg/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-06T09:43:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_get_your_dad_pissed_off_at_you/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_get_your_dad_pissed_off_at_you/ If you really want to piss your dad off either fuck his girlfriend or take his prized Ferrari Challenge Stradale 360 for… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_get_your_dad_pissed_off_at_you/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-05T21:43:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/hello_in_russian_punch_to_the_face/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/hello_in_russian_punch_to_the_face/ I speak a few languages and Russian is not among them. I hope someone with some knowledge can help me out here,… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/hello_in_russian_punch_to_the_face/ willy@totallycrap.com fights 2008-05-05T20:38:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_lose_your_inheritance/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_lose_your_inheritance/ Scaring people half to death can be quite good fun. Especially if you do it under the false pretense of “teaching them… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_lose_your_inheritance/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-05T20:31:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/mamas_gonna_knock_you_out/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/mamas_gonna_knock_you_out/ If you ever get near this lady, just make sure you stay the hell… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/mamas_gonna_knock_you_out/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-05T19:27:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/more_evangelina_anderson/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/more_evangelina_anderson/ Evangelina Anderson, who is an Argentinean supermodel and actress has posed topless for Playboy magazine (whats new?). http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/more_evangelina_anderson/ M_B@Operamail.com babes 2008-05-05T19:12:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/ocd_puzzler/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/ocd_puzzler/ Our first game today is another fantastic puzzle game. Obsessive Compulsive Tournament is the name, and it is something we have… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/ocd_puzzler/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-05T16:30:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_05_05_2008/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_05_05_2008/ - Bar Rafaeli galore - Jennifer Aniston… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_05_05_2008/ willy@totallycrap.com totallycrap 2008-05-05T16:17:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bear_grylls_dinner_ideas/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bear_grylls_dinner_ideas/ I know Bear Grylls is a bit of a fake with his survival shows, but http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bear_grylls_dinner_ideas/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-05T14:47:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stairway_to_crap/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stairway_to_crap/ If you are about to have a peanutbutter sandwich for lunch I suggest you http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stairway_to_crap/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-05T11:14:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/my_dogs_a_ninja_turtle/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/my_dogs_a_ninja_turtle/ If I didn’t think this was animal cruelty I’d be laughing my ass off at the sad state of affairs these sad… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/my_dogs_a_ninja_turtle/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-05T10:51:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/2_girls_1_sexy_dance_part_2/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/2_girls_1_sexy_dance_part_2/ A Monday should always start off right. It should get you in the mood for 17pm and the rest of the week.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/2_girls_1_sexy_dance_part_2/ willy@totallycrap.com babes 2008-05-05T10:28:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bmw_driver_crashes_through_a_crowd/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bmw_driver_crashes_through_a_crowd/ The 1st of May is a national holiday in loads of countries and is often associated with socialism, unions, 8 hour working… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/bmw_driver_crashes_through_a_crowd/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-05T09:08:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/jorge_lorenzo_does_a_dismount/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/jorge_lorenzo_does_a_dismount/ Last week it were the cars that showed us how to crash and survive. This week it is a… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/jorge_lorenzo_does_a_dismount/ willy@totallycrap.com sports 2008-05-05T08:17:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sophie_anderton_wearing_very_little/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sophie_anderton_wearing_very_little/ Bad girl Sophie Anderton seems to be all the rage at the moment. I figured I might as well do an obligatory post… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sophie_anderton_wearing_very_little/ M_B@Operamail.com babes 2008-05-04T20:31:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/daisy_fuentes_topless_in_st_barts/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/daisy_fuentes_topless_in_st_barts/ I have no idea who Daisy Fuentes is and after checking out her IMDB profile I still have… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/daisy_fuentes_topless_in_st_barts/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-05-04T16:29:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/swear_bingo/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/swear_bingo/ If the sun isn’t shining and you don’t have any fine scantily dressed honeys to look at in your hood, you could… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/swear_bingo/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-04T15:58:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stuck_in_class/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stuck_in_class/ Many of you are ready to leave the current school year beind you. Just those fucked exams to complete and Summer partying… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/stuck_in_class/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-04T15:51:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/great_white_shark_surfing/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/great_white_shark_surfing/ Ladies and gentlemen of TC. The sun is shining and I am trying to enjoy it. As I am looking at honey… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/great_white_shark_surfing/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-04T15:46:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/lindsay_lohan_vs_lg_lcd_tv/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/lindsay_lohan_vs_lg_lcd_tv/ Here a question for you this Saturday evening. What would you rather have; Lindsay Lohan or the LG… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/lindsay_lohan_vs_lg_lcd_tv/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-05-03T19:26:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sleeping_on_the_job/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sleeping_on_the_job/ It is always a bad sign when office employees start spending more time on how to avoid working then actually doing something… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/sleeping_on_the_job/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-03T19:22:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/say_bye_bye_to_your_balls/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/say_bye_bye_to_your_balls/ What the fuck is wrong with people? Are they drinking contaminated water? Why in the world would you want to http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/say_bye_bye_to_your_balls/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-05-03T19:18:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/office_chair_racing/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/office_chair_racing/ Let this be a warning to you and try and think of it next time your drunk at an office party. http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/office_chair_racing/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-03T19:14:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/breaking_your_nose_is_easy/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/breaking_your_nose_is_easy/ All you need to do is set yourself up in completely the wrong way to deal with the recoil and http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/breaking_your_nose_is_easy/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-03T19:10:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/alicia_keys_does_a_tight_dress/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/alicia_keys_does_a_tight_dress/ I have a very simple question for you this Friday evening. Does… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/alicia_keys_does_a_tight_dress/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-05-02T18:28:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/thing_thing_bloody_hacker/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/thing_thing_bloody_hacker/ Our game today is a wacky setup, its got tons of bells and whistles to press on its main menu. The name of… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/thing_thing_bloody_hacker/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-02T17:09:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_02_05_2008/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_02_05_2008/ - Christina Ricci Looking Bedazzled - http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_02_05_2008/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-02T16:55:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kid_gets_pwnd_by_some_family_members/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kid_gets_pwnd_by_some_family_members/ If your adult life sucks there is always one thing you can do to make yoursefl chuckle. http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kid_gets_pwnd_by_some_family_members/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-02T16:33:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/toes_vs_tarmac/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/toes_vs_tarmac/ It could be her blondeness, but she should really have known that wearing flip flops is not the ideal atire to go… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/toes_vs_tarmac/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-02T15:33:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_uncensored_miley_cyrus_photoshoot_video/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_uncensored_miley_cyrus_photoshoot_video/ Only 12-year-olds and pedofiles had heard of Miley Cyrus before she did that Vanity Fair photoshoot. World famous photographer Anne Leiboclitz thought… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_uncensored_miley_cyrus_photoshoot_video/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-02T15:25:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/ghp_is_back/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/ghp_is_back/ Mark Vidler aka Go Home Productions said he’d retired from the mixing business, but old habits die hard.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/ghp_is_back/ willy@totallycrap.com beats 2008-05-02T14:53:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/irina_sheik_needs_to_show_you_something/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/irina_sheik_needs_to_show_you_something/ I must be getting old or not read Maxim enough as I have no idea who Irina Sheik. I ‘m glad we… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/irina_sheik_needs_to_show_you_something/ willy@totallycrap.com babes 2008-05-02T14:20:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/here_comes_the_pain/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/here_comes_the_pain/ Before you walk to the top of a slide you should always look at what awaits you when you come down. http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/here_comes_the_pain/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-05-02T11:13:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/teacher_tiffany_shepherd_fired_for_moonlighting/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/teacher_tiffany_shepherd_fired_for_moonlighting/ While on the subject of teachers with a nice rack lets meet Tiffany Shepherd. She is was a teacher at Port St.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/teacher_tiffany_shepherd_fired_for_moonlighting/ willy@totallycrap.com babes 2008-05-02T10:09:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_give_a_great_speech/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_give_a_great_speech/ I don’t mind telling you loyal TC readers that i went to an international school in the UK. Loads of Americans, Italians,… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_give_a_great_speech/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-02T09:58:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rihanna/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rihanna/ Check out these photos of Barbados born songstress Rihanna. Looks like she is having one hell of a time http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rihanna/ M_B@Operamail.com celebrities 2008-05-02T05:05:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kermix/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kermix/ Our next game today is called Kermix, and again, it is a web game we have seldom seen, thankfully. I was… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kermix/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-02T03:55:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/robo_jack/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/robo_jack/ Our first game today is called Robo Jack, and following the trend lately, it is another web game that we have… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/robo_jack/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-01T16:49:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/is_it_true_what_they_say/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/is_it_true_what_they_say/ It is not the size that counts but what you do with it. Well, let me tell you this. Your wife or… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/is_it_true_what_they_say/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-05-01T16:44:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_incredible_hulk_new_trailer/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_incredible_hulk_new_trailer/ While we’re talking about sentiment, I thought I might as well throw some youth memories in there.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_incredible_hulk_new_trailer/ willy@totallycrap.com movies 2008-05-01T16:37:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/robb_celebs_rip/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/robb_celebs_rip/ I’ve just heard some very sad news via our forum. It appears that Robb Douglass, the man behind the legend that is… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/robb_celebs_rip/ willy@totallycrap.com news 2008-05-01T11:13:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/pick_it_and_flick_it/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/pick_it_and_flick_it/ Our second game today is called Snot Put. The name makes it sound fun already, I know. The idea is to… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/pick_it_and_flick_it/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-05-01T03:44:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/marisa_miller/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/marisa_miller/ Anyone who watched Entourage knows the best part was the cameo by super model Marisa Miller posing in her lingerie on a motorcycle.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/marisa_miller/ M_B@Operamail.com babes 2008-04-30T20:26:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/quadra_the_puzzler/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/quadra_the_puzzler/ Our first game today is called Quadra. This is a puzzle game, but it is one I have not seen before.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/quadra_the_puzzler/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-04-30T16:41:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/brutal_beating_by_a_neo_nazi/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/brutal_beating_by_a_neo_nazi/ We all love those neo-nazis. They do so much good in the community it is a miracle their ideals have not taken… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/brutal_beating_by_a_neo_nazi/ willy@totallycrap.com fights 2008-04-30T12:10:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/peeing_the_electric_fence/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/peeing_the_electric_fence/ I always thought that pissing on an electric fence and getting a shock was a myth, but I guess http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/peeing_the_electric_fence/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-04-30T11:53:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/girl_gets_pwnd_by_her_mother/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/girl_gets_pwnd_by_her_mother/ Everybody is owning eveybody on the internets. It is the trend for 2008. Even parents are getting in the mood and http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/girl_gets_pwnd_by_her_mother/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-04-30T11:38:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/a_pensacola_beach_party_gone_wrong/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/a_pensacola_beach_party_gone_wrong/ Beach parties are fun right? Except if you’re a certain black man and are attending a beach party in Pensacola. If you… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/a_pensacola_beach_party_gone_wrong/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-04-30T09:47:01-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_next_level/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_next_level/ Manchester United dumped Barcelona out of the Champions League last night. Tonight it is Liverpool’s turn to do the same to Chelsea.… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/the_next_level/ willy@totallycrap.com commercials 2008-04-30T09:17:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/billie_piper_does_topless_fun_in_the_sun/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/billie_piper_does_topless_fun_in_the_sun/ Billie Piper is a British actress who was once married to Chris Evans, a famous DJ and media millionaire. She is now… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/billie_piper_does_topless_fun_in_the_sun/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-04-29T19:55:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/cat_deeley/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/cat_deeley/ Yep...shes been stolen by the Yanks and now I want her back. You’ve had Kelly Brook, Anna Friel, Zeta Jones (actually, keep her)… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/cat_deeley/ M_B@Operamail.com babes 2008-04-29T19:23:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/police_officer_abuses_his_patrol_dog/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/police_officer_abuses_his_patrol_dog/ The Highway Patrol fired K9 officer Charles Jones last September after another trooper recorded a video of Jones http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/police_officer_abuses_his_patrol_dog/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-04-29T18:30:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_29_04_2008/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_29_04_2008/ - Playboy Bunny Shauna Sand hits the beach - http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/crap_links_29_04_2008/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-04-29T16:24:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_make_a_chick_wet/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_make_a_chick_wet/ Us men always think lightly about pleasing a lady in the sack. Once that little soldier gets going we don’t give a… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/how_to_make_a_chick_wet/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-04-29T16:14:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/need_for_speed_does_iran/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/need_for_speed_does_iran/ With oil prices hitting $120 (yes, ONEHUNDREDFUCKINGTWENTY dollars) a barrel some people in oil rich countries have way too much money and… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/need_for_speed_does_iran/ willy@totallycrap.com impact 2008-04-29T16:10:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/drunk_guy_eats_a_mouse/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/drunk_guy_eats_a_mouse/ When normal people get drunk they either throw up, walk funny, get in a fight or fall asleep and get PWND. Not… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/drunk_guy_eats_a_mouse/ willy@totallycrap.com wtf 2008-04-29T16:02:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kovalainen_crash_vs_ortelli_crash/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kovalainen_crash_vs_ortelli_crash/ Yesterday we posted a topic about the Heikki Kovalainen crash in the Formula 1 Spanish GP. http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/kovalainen_crash_vs_ortelli_crash/ willy@totallycrap.com sports 2008-04-29T15:24:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/abortion_man/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/abortion_man/ OK guys listen up. The end of the educational year is coming up and that means Prom/party time. We all know what… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/abortion_man/ willy@totallycrap.com funny 2008-04-29T07:31:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rotato/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rotato/ Our next game today, Rotato, will let you hone your hand-eye coordination. You use your mouse to rotate the ring of… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rotato/ dm@gamersreports.com games 2008-04-29T03:28:00-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/student_prank_goes_wrong/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/student_prank_goes_wrong/ In Holland it is traditon for graduating students to pulls some pranks before they take their final exams. Normally these ends in… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/student_prank_goes_wrong/ willy@totallycrap.com fights 2008-04-28T20:53:01-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/neve_campell_does_topless/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/neve_campell_does_topless/ Do you remember Neve Campbell. She was hot in Scream and she was even hotter in Wild Things. And then she dissappeared… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/neve_campell_does_topless/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-04-28T19:42:01-07:00 http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/denise_richards_does_hot/ http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/denise_richards_does_hot/ She should get rid of that flower in her hair, but I still definitely would not kick Denise Richards out of my… http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/denise_richards_does_hot/ willy@totallycrap.com celebrities 2008-04-28T18:50:00-07:00