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Being in the same room let alone on the same couch with Salma Hayek when she wears outfits like thatmust be a difficult task. The guy with the sunglasses has the right idea, you could stare at those puppies all day without her realizing it.
The “Guy” with sunglasses is Karl Lagerfeld, the haute cuture designer. He has seen so many models naked… and he’s gay. He wears sunglasses rather to stare at the boys
Looks like Karl’s close to converting to heterosexuality then, thanks to a meaty Hispanic cleavage, unless he’s viewing it in a purely aesthetic sense. However, if not, then maybe that’s the answer to make a gay man straight if he so desires—just stick a pair of bulging tits that only expose the cleavage a few inches from his eyes.
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