Living life as a teenager is no bed of roses. You wanna get laid but the girls all want older guys. You wanna get drunk but the dude in the liquor store spots your fake ID three blocks away. And your face looks like a bad pepperoni pizza after it’s been reheated. It sucks ass, but spare a thought for poor old Sam for his acne decided to pull a cruel prank on his forehead. His friends now call him Craphead and as Totally Crap we can only offer Sam our condolences and some facial. Contact us Sam and we’ll sort you and your arse out.
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You do know this is from the Daily Sport, right… ? It’s a fake, badly-written story like all their stuff. I’m not insulting them or anything, just don’t think it’s worthy of a post!
word, this is faker than rock of love
The daily sport once claimed a woman had given birth to a litter of puppies lol.
So what do you do when you’ve been picked on all your life for being a spotty prick.. Sell your story to the only newspaper that’ll buy it, and let even more people see what a spotty prick you are
This is fake, the same paper ran a story many years ago about a London bus being found at the South Pole!
The Daily Sport is kind of cool really. It doesn’t pretend it’s something it’s not. It’s a ‘newspaper’ that contains tits, ass and obviously made up stories. A bit like Viz magazine, but daily.
I wouldn’t buy it personally, but at least it doesn’t have to pretend it’s telling the truth like the other tabloids.
It could have been worse eh, it might have spelled out ” rump ranger ” or ” sissyboy ” or worse…
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