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Eventhough the woman in your life tells you it doesn’t matter that you only have a 4” cock, it does matter to her Deep down (well, not too deep obviously). She feels let down in your trouser department. All those pills, lotions and suction pumps you get offered via spam do not work. Just ask Henry. Henry has, however, assured me that the Power Assist Stretcher does work. He managed to go from 3” to a wholesome 5.5”. His lady is still not completely satisfied, but it is still better than that cigarette but he used to sport in the sack.

 | Willy Wanka | 14-04-05 | link | |

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