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Thief Gets Stake Up The Ass

South Africa is a beautiful and a desperately violent country. Rape, murder and robbery are an every day occurence and the government does not really do anything about it. Not that that is unexpected. The new ledaer of the ANC for crying out loud thinks you can get rid of AIDS by having a shower after sex. As dumb as a fucking Dodo. And I think this is his dumbass cousin. He is a thief that tried to break into the a musuem in East London, South Africa. When he was noticed by the museum director he took off and that is when his troubles started. To get away he climbed into a tree and tried to jump a spiked fence. He slipped and he ended up being anally assaulted by a spike. For 90 minutes. I bet you he won’t ever try and break in again. At least not into a place with a spiked metal fence.Tx 2 Tony in South Africa. 

 | Willy Wanka | 04-09-08 | link | |
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True story:  this actually happened to my sisters uncle when he was about 15.  Climbed an iron railing fence - no spikes, just blunt tops, slipped and it went clean into him.
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It actually went into the flesh between his balls and his arse and missed all the vital organs, but he had to sit there for half an hour until someone could lift him off and take him to the hospital.
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Given the size of those spikes however...jeeez.

| 04/09 | 11:53 PM

haha that spike in his ass actually bent

BloodSweat | 05/09 | 12:54 AM

Anything that enters a guys ass usually is

| 05/09 | 01:31 AM
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