This Guys PWNS Tom Cruise
Flashback time. Remember that movie Cocktail with Tom Cruise playing a cocktail shaker? If not, ask your lady or gay friend and they’ll definitely know. Anyway, Tom shook em all night long, but hasn’t got shit on this cocktail shaker. All very impressive but will it make sex on the beach taste better?
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Thats all good and well, very impressive and all that, but where is my drink??
i wonder how many takes that took??? for kicks sex on the beach mixed with a screamin orgasm can’t be beat.
what’s that name’s song!? please!
OK, yeah, that’s great and all, but I don’t know of a single person in the history of the world that is impressed by this shit. Not even chicks.
Here’s how it works:
I give you $5.
You give me a beer.
I leave.
If I want to see fancy hands, I’ll go to a puppet show.
The fact that people still do this in bars proves you’re retarded, Bone.
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