Titanic 2: Jack’s Back

The biggest movie of all time is Titanic. This action-adventure-romantic disaster flick had me clinging to the edge of my seat. No, I was not dying to find out what was going to happen, but I was trying to escape the sounds of Celine Dion. Titanic ended how it should have started, in the depths of the ocean, but it didn’t and made about 3 trillion dollars for the studio. Ever the money hungry wolves, the studio wants a part 2. Pretty difficult, but they wouldn’t take no for an answer. That is why this summer Titanic 2: Jack’s Back will hit a screen near you. 

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Rants and Raves and Flames and Trolls on Titanic 2: Jack’s Back

Haha, best piss take I have seen yet.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 14/04 | 09:49 PM

damn this is funny! Very nice job.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 14/04 | 11:49 PM

well made

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 12:10 AM

In showed it to my sister and she flipped out! She thought it as real and didn’t even notice the diffrent movies. I’m not going to tell her the truth.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 01:35 AM

Hahahaha, funny as hell. But I sure wouldn’t be surprised if Hollywood wouldn’t have thought of a sequel! ...Just like this one.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 10:24 AM

Top stuff, my first visit to this site and what a cracker!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 10:52 AM

Rose Dewitt Bukkake?

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 12:44 PM

superb!  just for the second there…. nah.. i didn’t smile

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 03:06 PM

two the surface??? can the guy speak english?

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 06:10 PM

The guy speaks English better than you - it’s a play on words

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/04 | 11:35 PM

it is genious i love it :D and this music great !!. And you know what ? I would like to see this movie in cinema :D

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 16/04 | 12:08 AM

creat….!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 16/04 | 03:22 AM

Omfg :o
I don’t even want to see that movie. I liked Titanic, I still do but i don’t like the sequel. What were they thinking? :/

Jess- | 16/04 | 10:56 PM

Err.. You do realise its a flick dont you Jess??

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 17/04 | 12:05 AM

It isn’t real? OMG?

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 18/04 | 03:42 AM

lol that was fantastic .. :D sliced very good .. music was good

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 18/04 | 10:58 AM

Bastards - I so want this film to happen!!!

They could make it even better by having Jack dig up Rose’s decomposing corpse and screw her silly one more time!!!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 18/04 | 03:40 PM

verry nice i wish it could happin for real
ok a little… :p

shadowboy | 19/04 | 01:20 PM

so… it still sucks

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 20/04 | 04:57 PM

haha really good, made me laugh.
the musisc remix makes it end very nicely.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 20/04 | 11:11 PM

great laff cheers mate

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 02:32 PM

I really thought this was real! untill i read these messages, i really don’t want that this film comes out if it was real! cause i like the real one a lot!
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(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 25/06 | 08:02 PM
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