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People got shot this week and my bloggers went AWOL. If you’ve seen them, please let me know. Oh Hagan73 won our Valentine’s Day competition. She’s won herself a hoodie. If you wanted one you should have entered. Now all you can win is a bloody TC shirt by posting your funny caption to the picture above.

Last week’s winner is Mikey Lew with Ha Ha we would have looked like right twats with those clown shoes on.

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Rants & Raves & Flames & Trolls on Totally Crap Caption Cafe 18

OH my he’s On FIRE!!!

| 16/02 | 12:59 AM

Dave was hot headed to say the least.

| 16/02 | 01:13 AM

see I told you he could be one of the Fantastic 4

| 16/02 | 01:15 AM

after drinking 84 tequila shots, Dave’s sweat was flammable again…

xilv | 16/02 | 01:34 AM

flame on

PRINCE OF DEATH | 16/02 | 01:40 AM

“Tom mate, nobody wants to be ginger that much!”

| 16/02 | 01:57 AM

Dhalsim from Street Fighter....YOGA FLAME!!

| 16/02 | 02:11 AM

It was then that Bruce immiedetly regretted his decision to take a flaming tequila shot

| 16/02 | 02:17 AM

flame off, FLAME OFF!!!

| 16/02 | 02:37 AM

So far, Charlie seems to be doing really well at the audition for the new Fantastic 4 Movie.

| 16/02 | 03:02 AM

Dragon breath.

| 16/02 | 03:07 AM

“I Told You Tim...God Doesn’t Like Pagans.”

| 16/02 | 03:28 AM

So that’s what happened to David Blaine!

| 16/02 | 03:37 AM

“I am Hot and Spicy !!!”

| 16/02 | 04:20 AM

His buddies didnt expect this when Drinky McGhee said he had a killer Michael Jackson impersonation

hornet1973 | 16/02 | 04:40 AM

Do you know how much I paid for this hairdo?

| 16/02 | 05:05 AM

Well I heard Bob was a flamer..

| 16/02 | 05:33 AM

the son of ghost rider could never master his gift…

| 16/02 | 05:40 AM

totally crap on flames !!!

| 16/02 | 06:01 AM

“ Told you he would do it for a hoodie.”

| 16/02 | 07:26 AM

My GOD JIM! That was the best head banging I’ve seen in ages!

| 16/02 | 09:05 AM

Willy ‘fires’ one of his ‘awol’ bloggers

De_Bunk | 16/02 | 09:37 AM

After getting his powers from the devil, the young Ghost Rider says, “Is this supposed to hurt? ‘Cuz it really is right now.”

| 16/02 | 09:43 AM

Despite the smoking ban, Bob lit a fag in public…

| 16/02 | 11:08 AM

Bobs “Crazy World of Arthur Brown” karaoke set had a bit of a twist to it.

| 16/02 | 11:31 AM

Im a Firestarter, twisted Firestarter........

| 16/02 | 01:06 PM

Before the traditional lighting of the Christmas pudding, Dad didnt heed his warnings that he had used too much brandy

| 16/02 | 01:08 PM

Dad I think you have a bit of a stain on your top

| 16/02 | 01:09 PM

Mike does his impression of Ghost Rider.

| 16/02 | 02:16 PM

Dude!!! Your shirts on fire!

| 16/02 | 02:43 PM

Scotty’s on fire

| 16/02 | 02:58 PM

Lighting farts from the wrong end. No good.

| 16/02 | 03:32 PM

If that’s what seeing an old flame does to you, then I think I’ll pass.

| 16/02 | 03:35 PM

Unfortunately Bob still did not place first in his science fair project.

| 16/02 | 04:31 PM

....At this point Dave decided it might be wise to have the Doctor look at his acid reflux!

| 16/02 | 09:33 PM

The Tabasco Company didn’t get the formula quite right the first few times.

| 16/02 | 10:13 PM

Dave had the good sense to use his camera phone before reaching for the fire extinguisher.

| 16/02 | 10:23 PM

Liam would do ANYTHING to divert attention from his fake Nike trainers.

| 16/02 | 10:39 PM

After watching Nicholas cages latest film with a few mates, Alan gets a brilliant idea for a party trick.

PS. I’m still waiting for my cock sucking t-shirt by the way.

| 16/02 | 11:17 PM

Brad wished he hadn’t tried to persuade his little cousin Damien to play some special games “under the covers”.

| 17/02 | 12:15 AM

Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of fire… He invented the fire…

| 17/02 | 01:24 AM

Just when Spinal Tap thought they had found their new drummer

| 17/02 | 03:24 AM

OH NO theres demons near by!!!  I gotta hop on my bike and send them back to hell!

| 17/02 | 03:56 AM

I’m ready for my Ghost Rider audition now!

| 17/02 | 04:19 AM

Biggest Johnny Cash fan ever! “burn ... burn ... burn, burning ring of fire”

| 17/02 | 06:40 PM

The Frat boys regretted using the Ark of the Covenant as a beer cooler.

| 17/02 | 08:30 PM

“The Roof, the roof, the roof is on Fire! . . . Oh, wait—it’s my face.”

| 18/02 | 05:24 AM

“I’m feeling hot tonight!”

| 18/02 | 08:32 AM

The 11th commandment: Thou shall not mess with the holy spirit, for he is a badass mofo…

| 18/02 | 12:30 PM

First there was flaming fags, now there are flaming idiots!!

| 18/02 | 05:08 PM

Dancing in the club,Dave proved he’d misunderstood the words to ‘Disco Inferno’.

| 18/02 | 10:33 PM

Dyslexic Steve films his latest submission for You’ve Been Flamed.

| 19/02 | 11:47 AM

um, professor.. cyclops forgot to wear his protective sunglass again.

JaiCam | 21/02 | 07:02 AM

Malcolm knew that one day the static electricity he generated when he took his sweat shirt off would give him problems.

| 22/02 | 07:31 PM
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