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“Who needs seven virgins in heaven when I can have you?...screw Allah”

Asian Camp Headlocking Champion

And little Izzy was happy to finally be a man and have his first sexual experience....

The muslim version of paradise hotel clearly diddn allow women on the show but Ahkmed was really happy about the alternative -

Goliath was a late entry for the Dubai internationals.

Mr Khan of the Khan Brothers’ Paradise Tandoori company was pleased to demonstrate what actually goes into his award winning donner kebab mix

“Oh stardust my love for you is never ending” translation: (god i hope she puts out tonight)

“Oh my little beauty, the fun I have in store for you tonite. Sneak into my villa after midnight and you will be rewarded!”

Holy law may be pretty strick on flirting with girls (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7260314.stm), but it’s a lot more murky when it comes to you my four-legged friend.

“How a race horse is born”

If I catch you again I’m going to fuck you.

That’s not what i meant when i said i’m after some young “ass”.

“I swear, i will never see that goat again!”

Alla could not preach today as he was feeling a little horse.

How come that in the second I saw the picture I knew that the comments were going to turn out racist in every possible way?

@allthestuff: because you were probably thinking those very thoughts, mate. i.e. you made a mental connection with this man’s appearance and racist thoughts. you racist, you.

young, leggy, fit and with a nice rump. what more could a discerning gent ask for?

“Do you feel how hard I am for you?”

pic 1: Brown horse looks away from arab

invert colors

pic 2: Awesome white horse looks up at nun

Uuuuuuuuuhhhh!!!!! Baby got to get you home with me tonight Alluh Akhbar!! This is my first virgin of seven

The new veils weren’t what the Muslim women expected

horse: get this durka OFFA ME!!!!!

How you doin’?

Don´t worry, babe. I`ll take him out just on time.

Thank allah they always send the horses for me to break in

I didn’t think Allah would be quite so literal when I prayed for a long legged brunette that loved to jump.

your mother was a good ride too

Saudi Arabia, where the men are men and the horses are afraid.

“Hey little pony, show me your TESTICLE, I’m the yalla doctor”

Omar was going to teach this little pony to be just like those ponies from South Park

Here’s my attempt…

“Seeing as i am sexually supressed by my religion and women are nothing but to be abused...I would like to fuck you up the ass’

Liberals..

Fuck you…

Fuck me…

DB

72 virgins in heaven my ass!  I’m having one now!

@DeafOne: Yeah. But that was already my caption, considering all experiences I made with tc.com during the last year

haha well done, you had me there. i just saw a guy who was afraid to tan

hehe, it’s always a question of perspectives

After years of searching, just when he was about to give up, Ahmed finally found true love

Horse Biryani on the way !!!!

I wanted a wife just like mom!

‘’Goodtimes’’

“Wanna see a donkey show?”

No, No - That’s not a gun in my pocket. I’m just really glad to meet you!

Nothing Like love between an Arab and his Donkey

So my love… A fantastic honeymoon, a trip to the beach, shopping in marbella...the down to the serious stuff..can you lift your leg alittle...ther ya go....

Get your coat, you have pulled

As a n00b to the web, Ahmed got pretty confused by the websites that told him to whoop that teenage ass and ride her like a stud…

Little horse says: “Fuck Off dude, I’m not gay”.

The lucky couple will be spending their wedding night in Dubai. Ahmed has reserved a suite on the ground floor due to his fear of heights, which explains the youth of his bride since no ladder will be required to consummate the marriage

And I named him Mohammad.

Dobbin was not looking forward to the prospect of being ass raped then stoned to death for it!

most middle eastern people like their kebabs on flat breads, but he likes his on seaBISCUIT.

Love at first sight:D

The Arabs make no secret of covetting their neighbours asses, and as such are partly to blame for the crusades.

Yeeeessss, Finally!!!! This Godfather arab remake will be the best ever made!!!!!!!

Siii, finalmente!!!! Esta remake del Padrino va a ser la mejor de todas

Ignoring all guidance, the sheikh wanted to break in the horse himself.

Dear Diary:  Never Play ‘7 minutes in heaven’ with an Arab.  They take it WAY too far!  And why was he asking about where my friends were?  I thought we were having a ‘moment’?

the horse’s short career in inter-species MMA ended quickly by submission.

Lot was turned to a pillar of salt for foaling around with bestiality.

Allah would get a big surprise in five minutes when two midgets would jump out of the costume and yell ‘Surprise, you’re on Candid Camera!!’

Mohamed knew his blindness was never going to hinder him finding a partner, even if her nose was perhaps a little big, and her arms were quite hairy.

“And teh arab asked: why the long face honey?”

i thought he was talking about cigarettes when he said, “he stopped fucking with camels.”