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David Suzuki early in his career when ‘Save the whales’ meant something entirely different.
Free Willy: the later years
When gallagher was asked what he’s been doing since the eighties he replied. “I’m cruising around the world in my new eco-friendly transportation method to promote environmental awareness and saving the whales”
First, find a coin slot, then ride the bull
Special edition of ‘Girls-let themselves-go wild’ - starring Jeff Goldblum
“Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herder!”
Dr Strangelove rides again (yes i know thats 2 captions i’ve done now)
I don’t think that tub of Preparation H is going to get rid of this hemorroid!!!
Dave’s eyesight was getting worse, as he failed to spot the horse he was riding had already been eaten.
Steven Spielberg carries on his auditions for ET - The Extra Tonnage
Gantz and his wife enjoying their wedding!
Hairy fairy fuck fucks fat fuck in folds of fat
or maybe
Freaky fuck fucks fat fuck in folds of fat for fun
After years of petitioning, Bob and Mel eventually get the NHS to pay for their operation, and can eventually live as one.
I’m quoting wikipedia here:
When it is mature, the male’s digestive system degenerates, making him incapable of feeding independently, which necessitates his quickly finding a female or else dying. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then atrophies into nothing more than a pair of gonads, which release sperm in response to hormones in the female’s bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.
Crazed Al-Qaeda terrorist hijacks fat woman and rides her towards the Whitehouse. Via Taco Bell.
hey rivethead, you should have looked up the difference between caption and essay while you were at it 
“Much like the anglerfish, the male is eventually absorbed until nothing but gonads are left”
There you go.
The first ever Redneck Olympic games….the first event: Whale Riding. Bubba has a full ride and wins gold!
Speilberg immerses himself before filming Jurassic Park
Schindlers Pissed
yeah…and i’ll bet he likes his friends to watch him ride his moped too!
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The World is Safe now…!!
Captain Sick Fuck is here…..
An angry citizen protests petrol price hike !!!
(The all new fuel efficient Bmw)
Jenna Jameson’s last day on earth.
Guy says…...This is a big fuckin ostrich !!
A judge celebrates with the newly crowned 2008 Miss England.
The first entrant for the new BBC show ‘How do you solve a problem like Bernie Clifton’
totally ... crap..
Look sharp, all of ye! There are whales here-abouts! If ye see a white one, split your lungs for him
Having managed to resurect Jerry Garcia it was felt that Brittany Spears come back tour might actually catapult her back into the limelight.
Britney lost a little weight before Speilberg agreed to ride her to his next Oscar.
He cant believe hes luck…What we cant tell is hes actually wearing beer goggles, and that is actually a 21 year old supermodel to him!!
i can’t believe this is what mrs clause does when santa is out giving gifts on christmas eve.
Im cutting and pasting Wikipedia here:
Obeisity is a condition in which the natural energy reserve, stored in the fatty tissue of humans and other mammals, exceeds healthy limits. It is commonly defined as a body mass index (weight divided by height squared) of 30 kg/m2 or higher.
Although obesity is an individual clinical condition, some authorities view it as a serious and growing public health problem. Some studies show that excessive body weight has been shown to predispose to various diseases, particularly cardiovascular diseases, diabetes mellitus type 2, sleep apnea and osteoarthritis.
NaughtyTeddy writes: “seriously?”
hornet1973 writes: “um…I mean thats a huge bitch”
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