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Exterminate..Exterminate!
Fearing attacks by protesters, the members of the Beijing 2008 Special Olympics have formed their own defence team
Seconds before stepping on all of them, Godzilla thought..."Hmmmm....look at all the cute little toy soldiers with their toy guns and toy scooters!”
Police deny their sponsorship from Toys R Us will affect response times
The French Army buy new vehicles to make retreating easier
“Fucked if we have to go up a set of stairs? Or is Stanna coming around?”
Short Circuit 3 “This time its personal!”
“Common Men!!! If this doesn’t get us Pussy nothing will!!!”
Their special move was to line up, caterpillar fashion, to block protestors from passing. The unfortunate result was the biggest gay-train you’ve ever seen… cock to ass to cock to ass to cock to ass.............
In trying economic times, the Chinese Government today accepted official sponsorship by Apple.... Film at 11.
In an effort to distract attention from the ongoing nuclear threat, the North Korean military has taken to using Segway’s and water guns in place of Hummers and AK47’s.....
It was just then that Sgt Thompson realized that Barak Obama’s exit strategy may not have been the best thought out plan…
Beware the geritric military!
In other news, the National Professional Paintball League announced today that they will legalize the use of vehicles during regulation play for the upcoming season.
Over Compensation?
“be all you can be” my ass!
Wheely Dangerous!
it appears that the army felt intimidation tactics were over-rated
their unit commander ordered “HALT!”
result: 40 men were castrated that day. the segway way.
Texas Rangers attacking Mormon Polygamist sect.
“Psst. Hey Tommy,what episode is this again? and i thought you said only that vader dude wore black.”
The paraplegic paintballers commenced their attack.
Chinas Police Force “In Training” for this years NEW olympic game ; SYNCRONISED OPRESSION
The Police have yet again denied wasting tax payers money on unnessary gadgets !
You take no picture!
Latest studies in Fear-Management lead to the construktion of the ultimate Fear-Attack-Machine. While attacking the soldiers could shit in their pants not losing their target out of sight.
The segways were one thing but mini machine guns is just taking the piss!!!
The water pistol propelled segway race was proving a
huge hit at the Beijing Olympics
Grand Theft Auto 6 star wanted level
The adult version of ‘Whats the time Mr Wolf’ was taken far too seriously when introduced at a ‘team building’ day…
Can’t I just walk…
stephen hawkins battle against scientology go’s on .....
cops see how many birds they can kill with recoil
the BBC denied budget cutbacks for this weekends final episode of DR WHO.
or
the new seris of CHORLRON AND THE WHEELIES-DEATH RACE 2008 was just damn hardcore
TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!
“Since failing to qualify for Euro 2008 the English decided it was time to get serious”
Having slammed on the brakes too quickly Ling Po was wishing that his testicles hadn’t been quite so close to the pole.
lets see…
due to their drastic budget cutbacks, swat teams even had to cut back on the amount of tires their vehicles used. they also switched from costly metal bullets, to inexpensive gobstoppers.
war. war has changed.
Man! Penis-charged vehicles suck!!!!!
Fighting the war on terrorism one mpg at a time!
One of the evolutionary stages of the daleks
PACHEW! PACHEW!!!
The Microsoft Tactical Assult Team practicing their hostile take over of Yahoo! inc.
Call of Duty 5: The Nerd World War.
The war was finally turning against the Sinclair C5’s.
The North Korean Roller Derby Team made it to the finals unbeaten!
So, run it by me again: you simply piss through the tube and it fills the gun up, yeah?
So, run it by me once more: you piss in the tube and that fills the gun up, yeah?
Olympics 2008
The Chinese are well know for cheating but this years demonstration sport, “The Segway Marathon” it was taken too far when only the Chinese qualified after the teams from all the other countries pulled out suffering lead poisoning.
Damn! Even the mallcops in Texas are scary…
And the headlines tonight: Boris Johnson shows his hand in the fight against the recent rise in knife crime, London council tax rises 200%, and road traffic accidents involving police officers have risen three fold in the past 24 hours. In other news, everyone who voted Boris Johnson for Mayor suddenly remembers he is completely fucking insane.
Damn! Those mall cops in Texas dont fuck around.
Police Acadamy 7 “Nerds On Patrol”
Shock and Awe!
Combat training for the disabled
paraplegic police force go!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Stop! Drop! and Roll! with the Rollin’ Brigade…
After watching Star Wars for the first time, U.S. President George W. Bush rushes to form a defense team capable of fighting the evil galactic empire.
And the geeks shall inherit the earth…
Ah shit.. stairs!
Like his team-mates, Chu was busting for a pee but determined to follow his squads commands to the letter: ‘shoot anyone who tries to leave their segway’.
one ... of us ... is wearing ... a pushup bra.
i just hope someones seen Kung Pow 
Due to high fuel costs, the Chinese Army develops a new mechanized division, shown here on parade in Beijing.
fear of war.....made Chinese govt hire handicapped people in the army........and they are more than ready for a war !!!
“we want to take a piss........but damn this pussy protesters !!!! damn you Olympic torch........”
The Fuel Price Crisis begins to hit the British Police Force hard
Luke---trust the force
Look out for the “power chair” repo squad.
the owner of segways somehow managed to make the army believed that those scooters will help them against landmines.
Chinese police adopt the new “scoot to kill” policy.
Takeshi’s castle end fight 2008
fearing a surprise attack by the buddhist militia, the oppressive regime prepares to form a crippletron!
Thats how they roll!!
Bob: “...And speaking of civil unrest, our top story tonight comes to you from North Korea.”
Katie: “Nice segway, Bob.”
L.A.P.D....Come out with your hands up.
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Do not fear men!
If we don´t scare them with our fake guns, we will make them laugh to death with our vehicles.
Iraqi foosball???
i would not depend on these soldiers with bladder problems to protect me during Olympics.. was it me or each of these people were equipped with different sizes of guns based on how lose their bladders are?
S.W.A.T. was acceptable in the 80’s. Release the Retards!
kids! no loitering means no loitering
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