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So lets get this right mate in your right hand is the set of small love beads that you did manage to get back out!

If I had a hammer…

Umm… where to nail her?

I guess it’s true what the say, “when you have a hammer all you do is go around looking for something to nail.”

Since the argument between Franz and Renee about who had the biggest camel toe reached a stalemate, they asked their best friend Joe to finally decide.

Hmm.  Which hammer should I use to fix that crack?

After the final inspection Gary finally realised the hole was far to big to nail

Looks like that’s the last one!

you want me to put the hearts where?...looks like i brought the wrong tool for the job

Randy puts the finishing touches to his final year shop project “Jock with a heart on”

How to break in a rookie pornstar.
Step one: inspect the tightness of the seal.

Guess who is gay ?

After an all nighter with the frat boys they are still trying to work on getting the gerbal out of her tight azz.

the handyman was extra motivated, as he had been promised the girl-half of the siamese twins if he managed to separate them

Hey lets play carpenter. First lets get hammered and then i’m going to nail you.

i dont thinks those Baoding heart balls, would fit in this tiny CRACK, but i can hammer them in precisely!

I already got my Baoding heart balls!! would you mind to try to pull out my car?

Well, I’d like to screw her, but I guess the best can is hammer that ass.

I dont get it… i hammered her and theres no extra holes from all the nails...?

After KIT calculated all possibilities the HOFF had to bring in an expert to figure out how to fit is big EGO into such a tight spot.

Since the Donkey Show wasn’t filling the stands PETA decided to fix the problem.

After the “INSERTION TOUR” Dr.Phill couldn’t find any tool that would fix Brit and K-Fed’s relationship.

Tut tut tut, as he shakes his head.... this is gonner cost way more than my original quote

yeah love it looks like your backends gone...gonna cost ya lov.

Where do I insert the quarter?

Those sandals are shit.

Where was that leak?

It’s a good job I’m a plumber love, cos that hole looks like it needs plugged.

ralph searched high and low for a safe place to store his tool

right then whos nicked my fuckin tape measure and level

Cracks filled while you wait… Free Estimate

Cracks filled while you wait...Free estimates