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I just got back from Henry Hardcore’s wedding and I’m pissing off to Italy for a week with the in-laws tomorrow. But before I do I want to tell you that Caption Cafe 21 was won by warreagle with It was just then that Sgt Thompson realized that Barak Obama’s exit strategy may not have been the best thought out plan… and that Caption Cafe 22 was won by Tom with Since the argument between Franz and Renee about who had the biggest camel toe reached a stalemate, they asked their best friend Joe to finally decide.
If you want to win a shirt from our Totally Get It shop all you have to do is come up with a caption to the above photo and hope I pick you as the winner. Until I get back Steve, Henry, DM, Mojo and Nigel will keep you occupied and if you feel like pissing about why not open a free account on Totally Up Yours and upload your goodies.
Ronnie Corbett really embraced the free love ideal of the 60’s. Wild times, wild hair.
(who is Nigel?)
Mr. & Mrs. Meshan were excited by the news that they were going to host heir own make over show. They would like to thank their agent.
“It’s so cold and runny.”
Willy…
Yeh…
I got a caption for the pic…
“I just got back from Henry Hardcore’s wedding...”
DB
“Our new blender is just great.. we test it with ourselves”
Hahahahahahaah!! RETARDS!!!!!
ABC brought you “Ugly Betty” now they bring you “Ugly Betty’s Ugly Redneck stepchild”
First published photos of Brad and Angelina’s twins…
We’re braver than you will ever be.
“After that horrible car wreck, now 5 years ago, the Olson twins are now finally ready for their comeback”
Mildred and Luis both now agree… no matter how good liquid nails might taste… You should never eat it…
Inbreeding is wrong."mmmkey"
Willy, I don’t fancy yours much.
After months of waiting, the world FINALLY got their first glimpse of Brad and Angelina’s newborn twins . .
“Pets can love”
mom to kids:"better brush your teeth children or you are next in line”
Ok...so the cloning of Herve Villechaize and America Ferrera went terribly wrong somewhere and their new Reality TV show “Midget Bowling “ was cancelled...so what...we still have at least a few more months of watching the “Obama-McCain Circus” to look forward to for the remainder of the summer season on FOX.
De plane boss, De plane
the ‘smile shoter’ works
No candyfloss for yous
ok say cheese - sCcCHhhHEeEaAAZSZSEEe!!!
aaah, Ugly Betty has finally found the love of her life !!!
Love really must be blind, especially for mutant clones
the first pics of Sloth’s children, Chunk Jr and Fertelli
This week on the love boat, tattoo gets married!
The love children of Austin Powers and Mini Me got the worst of both worlds.
Amy Winehouse & her husband are glad to be reunited after his stint in prison
Forced to use lower priced models to stay under budget, the ad campaign for Dr. Jerry Morrow DDS wasn’t going as he had hoped it would..
your average american
Evolution may have put one over on them, but they had the last laugh. An ugly, horrendous, God-defying laugh at the expense of… Jesus Christ just look at them.
Oral sex was never really an option.
everyday, i wake up thanking the people that created photoshop…
“Baby they’re not laughing at you...they’re laughing with you.”
“Baby, they’re not laughing at you...they’re laughing with you.”
@ Toao: with THOSE teeth? Average Brit…
No caption from me today ( its to fucking disturbing to give any form of title other then “Kill us. Kill us now") but i do have a few questions.
1. Are they in some kind of groovy space pod, maybe in some nasa experement to but the first freaks into space, and see if they survive.
2. Why has she got hairy arm’s then me.
3. Where did you get this picture willy. I didn’t know you lived on cowley.
Hooray, no more whacking off to midge pron on teh internet for me!
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