Weather girl audition goes wrong

The weather. It’s the one thing boring people know how to talk about. Yet it still gets about 5 minutes at the end of every news bulletin. I especially love how they tell you what kind of weather it was round your way a couple of hours ago. I was apparently raining. No shit Sherlock, that must be why am fucking soaked. It’s a bit like telling you which lottery numbers you should have picked a couple of hours after the balls dropped. And then there’s the weather people. Acting all high and mighty. Don’t they know we just want pretty young things to look at. It makes a upcoming rainy day all that more easy to swallow. This blonde had a go at presenting the weather, but failed. We’d still give her a job here on Totally Crap to present our weather. And we don’t care if she just says hot, hot, hot.