When tattoos go wrong
LMFAO. Can you guess by checking out the thumb what the problem is with this tattoo? According to the person who’s face it is splashed across aka Kimberley Vlaeminck, there are about 30 stars too many on her face. She says she asked for three next to her eye but she got a whole bunch. Her excuse was that she only spoke Dutch and little English while the tattoo artist in kortrijk, Belgium only spoke French. Yup, that is really going to explain the 30 or so extra stars. Her second offering was that she must have dosed of during the session as she had gone to work at 5AM and that is why she could not stop him. Yup, someone poking you with a needle in your face for 30 extra stars is really going to knock you out cold. The tattoo artist says Kimberley was as happy as a slut at a gangbang until her father showed up. The generous man is willing to give Kimberley and her father a discount and will only ask them to pay for 4 of the stars on her face. Forever.
The tattoo artist Rouslain Toumaniantz
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dumbass belgians…
well she did get a 3 in stars next to her eye.
Its all over the papers here in Belgium LOL… its hilarious…
Douchebag!!!!
how do you not know, you are getting more then 3? she was prolly high, or drunk…i highly doubt the story of the language barrier being the cause of it…3 fingers means 3 in 98% of all languages..which im sure she held up…
those do not look like fresh tattoos either…no stencil, and approval by her? shady artist…
Don’t blame ‘dumbass belgians’. We in Belgium here have sometimes stupid people who do stupid things, like this. Every country has it’s dumb idiots.
LOL!!!! but where was she? it’s hard to belive she didn’t notice that the guy is tatooing all her face and she could probably tell she is getting more than 3 stars..unless she mailed her face to the guy and he mailed it back filled with stars it’s her fault also.
Time to start exotic dacing….“Everyone welcome Starface on the backstage”
Unless she was totally messed up with drugs or alcohol, there is no way she could have missed the fact that the tattoo artist was doing more than she wanted. She probably approved the work and then when daddy came in and freaked, complained that she only wanted 3
LMFAO @ Octo
this is starface, literally.
WTF?! @ last pic… omfg aliens come to earth ;O
xD i’ll rate you 5 stars
Quote:
“Time to start exotic dancing….“Everyone welcome Starface on the backstage”
LMAO
I was laughing so hard I almost lost my stroking rhythm. Almost.
what else can we say?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J—-aiyznGQ
Well it’s clear we have some retards living here in Belgium ...
But at least we don’t elect them president ... twice
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time… She even got one on the ear - hahahaha
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Lol@Verde - haha
Lol dumbass Belgians. I am from Belgium and indeed a lot off dumb fucks around here. Like everywhere I guess. But my friend we invented chocolate and have the best beer in the world. So there are a few brilliants Belgians.
This is her side of the story (I heard the interview on the news). She went in for 4 stars on the face. Didn’t feel any pain and fell asleep during the procedure when he started tattooing the nose she woke up and demanded him to stop.
Tattoo guy story: she went in asked her thing, the tattoo guy did it. She was happy and paid him. Went home were her father and boyfriend sad you look like a freak and then she decided that she didn’t ask for this and complained to the tattoo guy. The tattoo guy gave her back some money. (She ended up paying around 50 euro’s which is cheep I think).
Now I don’t know about you guys but I don’t have any tattoos I saw a friend of mine putting one on his leg and I can tell you this he didn’t feel like sleeping. I mean common I fell asleep and woke up to discover he tattooed all over my face.
She’s just a teenager who is sorry and tries to find someone to blame. Then again the tattoo guy should have been smarter and refused this kind of tattoo on a 19 year old girl.
A tattoo on the face is the best way to preclude all of your future employment options.
You have the right to express yourself anyway you like kiddies, but you don’t get to choose how other people will react to it.
I wouldn’t hit it.
bitch can’t FACE STARDOM!
So now she’s got cartoon “ouch” stars all over the side of her face. Looks like somebody slapped the crap out of her.
hahaha@Quim
we’ll make her famous across thw world, dumb bitch
@Tempus - are you a dumbass??? Belgians invented chocolate??? That’s news to me. I thought the Aztecs and Mayans made chocolate before anyone else…
Don’t confuse adding sugar to chocolate - with inventing chocolate, cuase it is not the same thing…
“happy as a slut at a gangbang” made me giggle ridiculously.
What a dumb cuntwad.
@Gantz I am talking about pralines not chocolate itself, you never heard off Belgian chocolates? You should try some.
uhoh, someone is taking on the mighty Gantz
Tempus, Belgian has the best beer? but that’s only because mighty inbev buys Germanys major competitors isn’t it 
I woder why the tattooartists name is Rouslain Toumaniantz. Got it? You slain too many ants ^^. Makes me believe the whole thing is a hoax ....
Tempus, quit saying that belgians are great inventors please, you’re just being ridiculous.
We americans are far better, we can invent votes, aircrafts and weapons of mass destruction.
Can you guys beat that?
Thought so…
*gonna oil my guns, have a beer, check the length of my mullet and watch Fox. Then I’ll find someone on the internet who says something I don’t understand/agree with and insult his country/religion/race.
Life’s so simple when you don’t think about it.
@ inbev crop. Inbev is a rotten organization. They destroy good beer. They buy a beer brand add water to the recipe and make more profit. I am talking about real beer the stuff that’s made by monks in our monastery. Some examples: Grimbergen, Orval, Westmalle, Westvleteren that’s real beer (8-12% alcohol).
@ Franck_P Were not great inventors, but like you I have to defend my country. There’s only 10 million of us so someone has to defend it’s honor. We know were not the greatest and strongest nation in the world, far from it but we make tasty stuff.
Your list off invention is a little far off.
Inventing votes if you mean democracy that was invented by the Greeks (Plato) around 508 B.C.
Aircrafts depends what you mean.
First human made object to fly were hot air balloons and they were invented by the Chinese (around 200 A.D.)
First human flight was done by Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier and François Laurent d’Arlandes in 1783 in Paris in a kind of zeppelin machine.
The first sustained flight with a powered, controlled aircraft was done by Americans, the brothers Wright.
First Yet fighter was build by the Germans in WOII.
First rocket going into space was made by the Russians (Spoutnik) but that will be something you know.
Weapons of mass destruction is difficult, the first fusion reaction was done by James Chadwick an Englishmen. I believe it was Oppenheimer who was the first to postulate the idea of a nuclear weapon after hearing about the results of this fusion experiment. The guy giving your president at the time the idea to build a nuclear weapon was Einstein, giving rise to the Manhattan project. Einstein was a German immigrant.
Claiming Flight is risky, Claiming votes and nuclear weapons way off.
I think he was being sarcastic
We’ll be qualified as “dumbasses” by these american fucks until every single one of us gets a weapon and starts killing everybody. Coz that’s “Coooool” in the US of fucking A.
Or maybe until we all become christian extremists.
Or maybe until we all become a bunch of stupid racists.
Or maybe until we become fat pigs eating 50 burgers a day.
AMEEEEERICA ! AMEEEEEERICA !!!
Kimberlize your own face on http://www.famous.be!
I think she’s beautiful.
:D ahahaha ..
If I was that artist, I’d draw a dick near her eye and then run off and never return.
stupid flemish!!!
at least she didnt ask for a chocolate starfish!
Inasmuch as this chick is as dumb as fuck, I am going to tell her that my semen will bleach the stars off her face as long as she sucks it out of my cock. I’m pretty sure I can deliver a few facials before she catches on…
Tempus, if we wanted a history lesson i doubt we would be on TC, leave us alone you stupid belg
The story is wrong, her excuse was that she fell asleep while having it done. I think she just regretted having the tattoo done
“Well it’s clear we have some retards living here in Belgium ...
But at least we don’t elect them president ... twice”
Wait… Obama has only been elected ONCE!!!
Obama is just a puppet, Bush Jr. is the genuine retard
she looks happy tough…....
Ive been tattooing professionally worldwide for 20 years and I never tattoo a hand or face without first discussing all the ramifications of tattoos in such a visible area (future employment prospects, relationships, crossing borders, public perceptions, changing tastes etc. ), and then I will make them leave and think about it for a week before they can come back and discuss POSSIBLY making an appointment for an again FURTHER date.
Doing this kind of tattoo on a young non-heavily tattooed young lady on the spur-of-the-moment is an absolute NO.
Anyone seen In Brugges when Colin Farrell says “the only two things Belgium is famous for is chocolate and kiddy fiddlers, and they only made chocolate to get to the kids”
also - lolocaust at verde
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