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Win an exclusive Totally Crap T-shirt signed by Private pornstar Sylvia Saint
Willy Wanka sidekick TheDeviant took over posting duties for a few days while I roasted in the sun of Southern France. Great job he did too. Especially with those Imagination69 pics and vids I shot. Yeah, granted, there were some very ugly birds there, but as long as it gets cancelled out by loads of nice looking tits and fanny I am not complaining. TheDeviant already posted a picture series featuring porn star and allround lovely lady Sylvia Saint, but I can go one better. I managed to get chatting with her and asked if she’d be so kind to sign a TC shirt for one lucky Crapper. She did and you can win this shirt. As you can’t buy any TC shirts just yet you’ll be one exclusive so and so. What do you need to do to get your filthy hands on this piece of history? Not much, just mail us at submit@totallycrap.com something funny, sexy or ridiculous (max 10mb) and we’ll pick a winner at the end of next week.
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dude..was that bald guy you next to her?????? niceeee///hehe…. i dont care if i win this signed t-shirt or not…but i defi want a black and a white tee for sure….nowthat ur back….been waitn to send u sum birdwatching goddies porn star style
i am looking forward to them
I WANT IT SOOO HARD !!!!!
Just sent mail
why the hell would anyone want a t-shirt signed by silvia saint ?? A voucher to fuck her would be great but what the hell would I do with a (totally)crappy t-shirt ?!?!?
hello to mister negative
ahahahahaha
What sucks is…no matter what we send Pornstar will probably win…My bird is willing but yeah I think he’ll get it…
@jeepman
I hadn’t even crossed my mind. The best entry will win. Hell, I am even fine with letting the Crappers decide between the three best entries.
So, get your bird to take her kit off for the good of the TC team. And possibly your closet.
i think willy would like to see this http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1904228.htm#in i think Hannah is looking for a female friend to make more video’s, who knows.
hehe @jeepman…. dude i like many others wana see ur bird…so bring her on….well just to inform youl…my frnd (fuckbuddy) is coming from london tmrw…she’s up for anything…u name it and she does…. so was wondering if youl want anythn in particular???? got just till wed with her as she goes back on the 18th…so might be busy doin what i do best…THE PORNSTAR STYLE ....
Angel Dark ~ Three Photo sets one with Silvia Saint
for those who dont know ....
dnt know why it didnt show up…...sorry ppl
@Will: the shirt looks nice, but I really think you could come up with a better desing, something with longsleeve and a big logo on the back with a smaller logo on the front…and put them for sale champ.
since when are you a fucking shirt designer? and who says this is the final design. I merely made these so i would have some to do this kind of shit with. I am going to discuss real design this week and am still looking for a good distributor in the US
@Will: Do you have your gay period going on? bitch…you can do whatever the hell you want with your shitty shirt.
@willy wanka, your rebuttles kill these teenage boys !
well, i do pratice an aweful lot
@willy, you are funny and genuine, thanks !
(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)... Ur very right Carlonsky is not a shirt designer, What up Carlonsky? But…. I sure as hell am, I have artistic eyes, I Like the design I really do, but we have alittle problem… Black, the color doesnt make it stand out, I have seen better colors, like the green/orange colors uve used on the design before… THATS ARTISTIC, THAT STANDS OUT…Or Even Brown… But Black??? ur ass is black, dont u think thats enough black for us??? Anyways, the overall design is great I like it, Im willing to be walking propaganda for ur site, but the color needs some work, that’ll make 100 people look at me rather than 3 for having a black/white shirt… Dont thank me… Thank my parents for making such beautiful mind and talented beautiful person…
Update… Oh after reviewing the pictures, I noticed a strange and silly silhouette standing next to Sylvia Saint wearing a black & red shirt… Not bad, but I like white shirts better than black shirts, Im not complaining I really am not… Its good to have variety, but its too hot for black shirts right now, atleast for me… But Hey Im willing to get both a black and a white t-shirt. I like medium size, please do not just make X-Large shirts just cause its cheaper to make, and u get 5 for the price of one. I hate that shit… Anyways Much love people, I have to eat… Thinking too much makes me hungry…. & if u want to hire me as a business partner, cause Im sure ur thinking about it, cause i have amazing ideas, and a mind of an entrepreneur… Drop me an email, let me know I just need a plane ticket to europe, and a nice car, nice girls and atleast a salary of $80k euros a year to start off with, and we’ll make it happen… Laterz people…
gantz….fuck dude..u just go on and on ....its a bloody t-shirt….
i like black…heck i like whateva they got which eva colour.
@Gantz: what is cracking duude! your new girlfriend has changed you so faast! Now, you are the really fashion designer, well, be careful because if will reads your comment he would send you to fuck yourself..LOL!!!...good to have you back, I think that we can make a song out of your rants and It will reach the top fourties for many many weeks!...hahahaha
welcome back
ahahah nice carlonsky
FYI Willy im a xxl but if that is anything else, Im sure my wife will wear it.
did I’ve won the sweet shirt ?
sincerely
yours emmbee
for a big and huge guy…thank you
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