Oh lord, this could be the end for the Simpons. Our favorite yellow people have taken the piss out of Apple aka Mapple. Mypods, MyPhones and MyCubes all got it and not even Steve Mobs was safe from ridicule.
Monster Truck rallies are for big tough men and their sons. But it looks more like child’s play in this tilt shift video with a cool soundtrack.
Drink will make you sleep with ugly birds and it will get you arrested if you get caught driving with enough of it in your body. But enough drink will apparently also wet your appetite for drinking piss from an urinal.
We like people that fail and try again. In this case the BMX rider should have just left it at failing, cause now he’s got a bad back for trying again. And still failed.
For all you nerds, geeks and computer lovers out there. TURN UP THE SOUND and get ready to hip hop along to the Sniper Twins and their quad core chilling Computer Friends. Yeah baby, come and feel my hard drive.
24-Year-old Lance Corporal Mark Aspinall survived the horros in Iraq and Afghanistan and served his country well. Yet a night out of drinking in that country turned out to be almost more dangerous than any tour of duty when Mark got taken down by three coppers after a case of mistaken identity. It just so happened that these three cops had a slight anger management problem and let their fists do the talking. Hurray for surveillance cameras.
All men pay for sex in some way or other. Whether it is taking out a potential piece of pussy for a meal or a drink or simply putting down the hard cash for a blowjob. If you’ve ever done the latter you’ll know not every working girl looks like Julia Roberts. These are some women from Chattanooga, USA that men actually paid to have sex with. Somewhere in this story is the tragedy of these women, but which one would you pay for sex?
Kocsis Orsi was Hungary Playboy Playmate of the Year. Even though it was more than a decade ago, she would still classify as the hottest prom date around.
It’s a sad day when a store worker gets killed during a Black Friday sales stampede because people want to buy $199 XBox 360 sets or other crap they don’t really need. Yesterday was that sad day at a Long Island Walmart store where an out-of-control mob of frenzied shoppers broke through the shop’s store front to get to the crap on sale. Killing shop worker Jdimytai Damour and injuring amongst other an 8-months pregnant woman in the process. And while emergency services were trying to bring Jdimytai Damour back to life as can be seen on this video I bet the baying mob kept grabbing at crap they can’t afford or need. And we thought this shit only goes on in Third World countries.
Racing any type of machinery in the wild will bring with it some risks. Risks like stationary objects such as trees. They don’t move out of the way when you’re coming at them at high speed. And kissing a tree is not the most comfortable feeling in the world. Or so I’m told.
The 2 and a half day siege by Muslim terrorists in the Indian city of Mumbai is over. Predictions are at least 195 people were killed by a bunch of Allah loving cowards. Their reasons are still unclear, but they are probably the same as every other terrorist action undertaking by Islamic extremists during the last 10 years. Kill the infidels, kill all those that do not believe in Allah and so on with the crap. A Belgian diamant trader rescued from the Taj Mahal hotel confirms this with his story of how a Turkish man and his wife survived being taken hostage by the terrorists in the hotel by answering their question of who was a Muslim positively. The other 12 hostage were lined up on shot. And this for a religion that claims to project peace. The most scary thing is not that this kind of terror exists but that the ones dishing it out are becoming younger and younger. A whole generation of young Muslims have been brainwashed against anything other than their own beliefs so badly that they will see violence as the only way to rid the world of non-believers. And they don’t care how they do it. The Boston Globe has bundled some of the most amazing pictures of the siege in Mumbai and it doesn’t make happy viewing.
Update: One of the Mumbai Terrorists was captured
Some people are born prankster and other people are born to be pranked. Can you spot who is who in this snowy video?
If you want to see a guy get knocked the fuck out to cloud coo coo land you should definitely watch this video of a taekwondo fight. Enter sandman.
The next 6 weeks are all bout spending or getting out of spending time with your family. This poor chick wishes she’d gotten out of a fun family outing. It would have saved her a terrible faceplant.
Normally Edita Vilkeviciute parades round in Victoria’s Secret lingerie but this time she was kind enough to leave it at home.
Happy Black Friday to all Americans. Spend, spend, spend on all thsoe discounted goods. Just make sure you’ve got the actual money to pay for it. No more debts please or you’ll destroy earth as we know it and we can’t blame Bin Laden this time. Anyways, Thanksgiving means turkey, family and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. And this parade got Rick Roll’d. We can safely say the fun is now officially over because TV execs got their hands on a little underground joke and ruined it for all. What’s next people?
You come in to work each day smiling cause you’ve still got a job. And then the floor falls from underneath you.
Tonight’s fare is simple, straightforward, and easy to play. Just grab the mouse and start rockin’ out this flash-based Table Tennis game. If you cannot get the hang of this one, folks, then I’m not even sure if you should be using a computer without parental supervision! Have a nice night, and if you are American, have a great Thanksgiving!
I could never master a wheelie on my bike and here is a guy who can do a wheelie on industrial machinery.
Ted here is a karate black belt, author of 38 books and 24 DVD’s in which he passes on 41 years of Martal Arts knowledge. Yet Ted wil go down in history as the man who got PWNT by a stretch tube. Well done Ted.
A classic case of puppy love people
If snowboarding on its own is not exciting enough for your adrenaline fuelled mind you can always try a bit of snowkiting. It might kill you, but what a way to go.
While the impact looks horrible, the little guy was probably back on that field within 10 minutes. If it had been a baseball he probably would have had to have made a trip to the hospital. What makes this clip truly classic is the distance that his hat flies after the impact.
Jay-Z’s squeeze is a brave woman. She’s not known for having a tight tiny butt, but still Beyonce hoists herself into a black catsuit and puts it all on display.
The following proves once and for all that us men have it tough in the 21st centruy. So tough in fact it is even hard for us to score with what it considered in the babe scoring trade, a dead cert aka a moose. Not any longer. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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