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Winner of Caption Cafe 20 was peitgen with Having managed to resurect Jerry Garcia it was felt that Brittany Spears come back tour might actually catapult her back into the limelight.

And if you get bored during the weekend why not open an account on Totally Up Yours and fill it with fun videos, photos and sounds you made or came across for example of the July 4th celebrations you and your drunk mates had.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

This is by far the craziest Rolls-Royce you will have seen to date. It was commisioned by the family of the Sultan of Brunei and designed by DC Designs from India. It looks mad and crazy, but is it an improvement on the original? Tx 2 GT500

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

I could explain all I know about the Palio Di Siena but I think it would be much better if you just read the Wiki page on this historic horse race between different quarters of the Italian town of Siena. And after that you simply watch the 2008 Palio di Siena and decide for yourself if the riders are either crazy or extremly crazy.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

Throwing cans of deodorant or building materials into open fires is always fun. I used to do it when I was 10 and people still do it. I won’t make you pull the birds, but it will sure as hell fry some.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

She did her best at Wimbledon and we’ve admired her on Totally Crap before. But we can never get enough of Ana Ivanovic and this time she does FHM. We dream that one day she’ll also do TC.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

The aim of a fight between two people is the become the last men standing. You do this by defeating your opponent. By knocvking him out. By being better than him. By kicking his ass. Not by knocking yourself out.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

I’d say the new Batman movie The Dark Knight is the most eagerly anticipated movie of the year. In no small part due to the untimely death of The Joker aka Heath Ledger. If you can’t wait for the movie to hot a multiplex screen near you you can still your hunger for fun and games with these first 5 minutes of The Dark Knight.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

If you can’t sing, you can’t dance, you can’t act, you can’t make people laugh and you can’t play an instrument. You can always go on America’s Got Talent and crush some stuff with your big ass tits

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Faking a heart attack while in court and failing makes you a dumbass.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (3)

The only way to save Amy Winehouse is by tying her up using rope and chains like the FARC did with Ingrid Betancourt. Amy is a junkie and a junkie will do anything to get a fix. Her record company finally decided drastic measures were in order and gave her house arrest, but once again, short of chaining her up, it just is not going to help. Here she is escaping from her house arrest and making sure the poor people in the red car will have illegal goods to declare for years to come. 

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (2)

Visitors to the Hyperfest Festival come for the tuned and pimped up cars. This year they also got a fun side show in which a drunkass redneck got his ass owned in front of a crowd.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

One time lay of Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards has some reality show in the States. During one episode she walks into her nephew’s room unannounced (yeah right!) and catches him and his friends checking out her Playboy shoot. Time for that all embarrassing talk.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Our game for this Holiday Friday is called Icy Evade. You must use your mouse in order to guide your blue ball throw obstacles, all the while collecting little snowflakes and bits of ice. The game starts slow, but it gets very fast, so get those reflexes warmed up!

 | DM | 04-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

After Lucy and Jodie time for some more babes. This time supplier on the block is Front Magazine. Their August 2008 magazine is filled with some nice tits and ass. Slightly NSFW

 | Willy Wanka | 03-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

 | Willy Wanka | 03-07-08 | link |  | Comments (9)

It is hard to get yourself noticed in today’s world. We’ve done loads and sen most of it before. But you really want those hits on Youtube. Time for drastic measures. Time to use the baby to good effect. Cause, everyone loves a baby rigt. Especially one that flies. Such a bastard that the police have discovered Youtube too.

 | Willy Wanka | 03-07-08 | link |  | Comments (2)

Lucy Pinder has some huge assets, but Jodie Marsh knows how to get herself noticed too. For more babes and bopbs visit Zoo Today. Slightly NSFW

 | Willy Wanka | 03-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

A laugh a day keeps Mr Grumpy away. Everyone likes a good laugh. So go for it.

 | Willy Wanka | 03-07-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Action Driving is the game of the day for hits July 4, 2008. Those of you who do not celebrate American Independence can at least enjoy this BMW-esqe flash racing game. Just don’t crash and watch out for cops, baby! Police are always out in force on July 4. Ha.

 | DM | 03-07-08 | link |  | Comments (1)


- Moon Bloodgood looks bloody good
- Vanessa Hudgens has some cleavage
- Hot Gemma Atkinson gallery
- Marla Maples does American bikini
- Alicia Keys Topless (sort of)
- Faceless Droids Stalk The Wealthy
- Terry is turning into a bird
- Denise Milani looking heavenly
- Kyla Cole likes strawberries
- More Denise Milani and her assets

 | Willy Wanka | 03-07-08 | link |  | Comments (1)
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Incredible Machines

I am sure you can all remember those weird and wonderful contraptions which had little marbles rolling along, jumping over, falling off and weiging down all kinds of things in order for the chain of events to continue. At the end of the contraption a cup of tea would be poured or a flag raised. You could normally only see them in TV shows or movies in which the bad guy had made it part of his boobytrap. There are people in real life that like making these contraptions too and they make the most wonderful and incredible machines.

 | Willy Wanka | 10-04-06 | link | |
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