think the pavement felt anything?
bringing the African American community down to a whole new level
one painful head later
another new guy on the building crew gets plastered in the wrong sense of the word
that’s what you get for being the new boy
what a douche
a true professional
where’s that lotion?
the blood makes you look cool, the holes in your ears make you look silly
damn that’s high and damn that must not be good for you balls
we congratulate the officer for still going in for the arrest
it is always the adults ruining the kids fun
bad acting, bad script, bad hoax
survival of the thickest
or maybe the woman is just dumb as shit
Damn! You’d almost forget about the crap music and buy a ticket.
all that careful planning. For nothing.
and all because he can’t get laid
using his face for what it was intended
walking is difficult
part of the rescue plan?
who fucking blind is she?
not that sad about going bankrupt than?
no more iPod fun for him
there goes that A+ for English lit
at least it will be easy to identify the body
the show musy go on
what the hell is that dude doing?!?
this drunk man got so excited by a Toyota he encountered he chatted it up and had consentual sex with it. Until the police arrived to break up the happy couple.
ouch and hahahaha
nice crossing manoeuvre
Paul “not related to Newman” the beds salesman
he’s got glass in his eyes you know
they’re going to have the best sex ever
The game was too exciting…
if it’s broke don’t fix it
what a f-ing idiot
almost as bad as this dude
00Dumbass
love the phone sign while sending an email