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Guy has bottle stuck up his ass

Yeah, we were playing hide the water bottle and I hid it where no one wanted to look.

willy wanka | 07-07-09 |  | 
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now if i can just find the bottle opener

excession | 07/07 | 11:27 PM

Haha - some guy in the background asked “But how did he put it in there???” and someone replied - “put one up ur ass to see how he put it in there…”
The girl recording asked her grandfather if he was ok or if he was feeling pain…  Hahaha - what the fuck - this is crazy finding ur grandfather with a bottle up his ass… very funny.

Gantz | 08/07 | 02:44 AM

And that kids is what a distended, prolasped anus looks like.

Lincolnparadox | 08/07 | 06:02 AM

Everyone who watched that video is gay!

blunderbuss | 08/07 | 06:22 AM

hahahaha omg my face hurts of so much laughing hahaha

vfh | 08/07 | 07:14 AM

Try a jar instead, one that breaks..
http://www.glassass.com/

mozze | 08/07 | 07:24 AM

You bunch of insensitive cunts, it might have happened by mistake and it could happen to anyone.
The man in the video might have fallen backwards whilst bending down and fallen onto the bottle that way.
Last week the same thing happened to a London pensioner when he “sat” on his dog, it took surgeons 6 hours to remove the Alsatian dog from the man’s anus.
I always wear protective ass padding to prevent the same happening to me, you never know when it might happen to you.
Just imagine you are still half asleep on your way to work, catch the bus, rush in and without noticing you sit on a 6 year old on his way to school.
How would you then explain that you have a child up your ass?
Trust me man it is happening all the time and we should all try to prevent it.

Courvoisier | 08/07 | 10:38 AM

OH that’s where i put it, i knew i left it some where.

and that kids is cokes secret recipe

domb | 08/07 | 03:12 PM

@ mozze. Congrats Mozze, thats possibly the most horrible thing i’ve seen online. Yes i had to skip towards the end to see how it turned out…..(not well for anyone who hasn’t looked). Horrible yet justice to a fucking idiot doing fucking idiot things. I salute you Mozze, unless that was you in the video!

blunderbuss | 09/07 | 06:42 AM

lol thats your baby!!
and its a boy!!! called freaking homo!!!!

yo | 10/07 | 09:42 AM
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