Some people have a very serious deathwish or are simply too stupid to realist what they are about to do. What part of your brain said it would be a good idea to be the target for a homemade RPG fired at you by your so-called friend? Un-fucking-believable.
I had no idea that breakdance had its roots in the old Red Army. I wonder if they also invented the Macarena and jumpstyle.
- Kiss Gets Rick Rolled
- Kim kardashian and her tiny bikini
- Kourtney Kardashian Does See Through Pants
- Real life rocket man
- Brooklyn Decker will get your blood boiling
- Bimmerfest 2008
- Hillary Hitler?
If you have kids and are sick of those age old children’s songs we have something new we’d like to introduce you to. It is slightly different but really 21st century. If you are not sure if it is suitable for your kids you might want to have a quick listen in the office before confronting them with Yogi The Wanker Bear at home. Brings a tear to the eye really.
When it comes to man vs train, the train will always win. It is therefore completely understandable why a young man would want to prove to his friends that he is man enough to play a game of chicken with an uncoming train. Even letting the thought come into your head makes you so stupid it warrants an attempt at suicide. Lucky for the kid and the passengers in the train he just made it. Or did he?
In today’smulitcultural society you have to be careful what you say. Before you know it you’ve pissed a whole race off and you get denied access to your local Mexican. Even walking the dog and calling for it can get you a slap in the face. Whatever happened to them integrating in our society instead of the other way round?
Our first game today is called Deep Lift. The game is a platform adventure, with a bit of strategy thrown in. As you reach gaps that you must jump, you will quickly realize that the jumping in Deep Lift is not real time. You must hit the up arrow once to start the process, and hit it again when the little white arrow appears and points to the angle you want to jump at. It shouldn’t be too hard to get the hang of.
Listen up ya’ll cause this is it. Time to introduce the rest of the family to Totally Crap. Get your mom, get your little sister, get your grandad. This panda bear with a sneezing fit wil make sure they’ll fall in love with the site and by the time that little sis turns 18 we’ll all be waiting for her on Totally NSFW.
A couple of days ago you could already see why Bill O’Reilly is such a character in the US and beyond. His level of journalism simply is unbeatable. Background checks are very detailed and Bill always makes a point of being a neutral. That is why it is so much fun to make fun of Bill O’Reilly. It is plain to see that Stephen Colbert had loads of fun and the even Bill gets in on the act with this remix of his Fuck it we’ll do it live stand-up act.
It is reported that the X-Files is making a comeback with the immenent release of a second movie. I think Mulder and Scully can start y explaining how this Russian chopper is staying up in the air without its blades rotating. The truth is out there.
50. Beach. Babes. And you haven’t heard of at least half of them. But who cares about that? Slightly NSFW
Convicted child molestor Jonathan King has found himself a new vocation. Instead of actually molesting the boys he just sings about it. In an attempt to be arty farty and cultural he has started a project called Vile Pervert The Musical. In it King plays a number of roles including one in which he is Oscar Wilde. As Oscar Wilde he sings about buggering boys being ok as long as you’ve got constent. Not really the kind of message you want to send to the world with them knowing you have a tendency to not keep your hands to yourself. It is good to know the man can actually identify himself as a Vile Pervert. Now all we need is to lock him up again and throw away the key. Tx 2 DB
Playing in an important final is always a good thing. Unless you are on the losing side. Last night Zenit St. Petersburg beat Glasgow Rangers in the 2008 Uefa Cup Final. A fully deserved victory but try telling that to the estimated 100.000 Rangers fans that had descended on the city of Manchester for the final. Sunshine, beer and a team that loses are all that is needed for some good old rioting with the police. The Champions League Final in Moscow between Chelski and Manchester United is going to be so much fun. If you like peope that fight each other.
Are you sick of having sexy bikini babes wash your car for you? Sick of the site of 34DD brusing against your windows? Why not buy a Subaru Forrester. They’ll get you some Sumo wrestlers to wash your car for you.
This next game is called Music Bounce, and it certainly requires a bit of a musical ear to play (but not much of one). What you must do is use the number buttons on the left side of the game board to spit out balls on certain beats of the music. The ball’s job is to hit all the bricks on the level, in breakout style. If you can get all the bricks to disappear at once before the 8-beat measure is up and they re-appear, then you can advance. You’ll get the hang of it, I’m sure. It took me a bit of time to get it myself.
We often get accused of not making a valuable contribution to society and your lives. Time for change people. Sit back and watch this video about the facts of life. One fact you can add is that this video wasted 2 minute and 38 seconds of your day.
The Cannes film festival just kicked off and already we’ve got our first celebrity titties on show. They belong to Brit singer Lily Allen, but I think she is just there to enjoy the sun and give us a peak at her little peeks.
Right, the weekend is just round the corner, and you know the last one was crap for you, hopeless, couldn’t pull a thing. This weekend just might be better, and with the aid of a bit of pornogami, you might, you just might, be impressive enough pull. Pass the waitress an origami vagina fashioned from a currency of your choice, she’ll be impressed, or fabricate a 3d cock for her, she’ll love it. And if it fails to work, and you end up alone again, fold yourself a fanny out of one of those tissues you keep by your bed and do away with the middle man, you weirdo.
I realise that these pictures are old but I dont think anyone will mind since she is just so insanely hot!
Our first game today is called Insurgo, and it is a real time waster. What you must do is build a tower as high as you can without it collapsing. Of course, we have had games like this before. This one actually has some basis in the real world, though. You must make sure to shore up the tower as you go with cross-beams and struts. Also, every time you add a piece of metal, you have to quickly add its supporting rod or else it will fall down and swing like a pendulum, destabilizing the whole tower. Sounds like fun already, I know.
Not so long ago we brought you The Voice of Reason on TC. She was Dr. Wafa Sultan and was arguing against the fundamentalist on no less than the Islamic Propaganda TV channel of Al-Jazeera. Now faced with threats against her life the good Doctor has decided to grant another interview to set the record straight. The woman deserves respect. She has brought a fresh view to middle Eastern politics that might, just might, lead to peace. Doctor Sultan we salute you! And may Allah have mercy on those who do not heed thy wise words.
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